Paul B
Premium Member
Tebo, I am feverishly working on the book. OK, maybe not feverishly, but I am working on it in between glasses of great wine. OK mediocre wine, but wine none the less.
My wife has been very sick lately and I don't mean with the flu. I am taking care of her and going to doctors so the book is taking a little longer than I had hoped. Also, I didn't realize I could remember so much stuff that I want to write before I go senile or a retired Supermodel sweeps me off my feet and makes me forget everything. I have been at this a long time and ideas I have discovered or came upon or they just popped into my head so I have a lot to write. So far I wrote over 25,000 words, and many of them I spelled correctly. I am building many of the things again for the book so that I can put in detailed pictures and drawings to make it so simple that Paris Hilton could do it. Well maybe her dog. I write somewhere between Tolstoy and Dr Seuss so the book is a cross between "War and Peace" and "Horton Hears a Who" so don't look for a text book full of facts about what your salinity has to be or where to buy a can of SPAM. My methods are very lenient and I don't do rumors. All of my methods I devised myself before the internet when you had to crank telephones and if you owned a TV, it was in Black and White and the only thing on was the Ed Sullivan Show with Elvis Presley (yes I saw that episode) There are no references in the book as I also do all of my own research and didn't ask any Supermodels for any help. Most of my knowledge (or lack of) came from either keeping these creatures, killing them, eating them or swimming with them. A lot of it is controversial and will get me into trouble. I am a combat Veteran and can take the critisism.
She just finished reading what I have so far here and is in a fog as to what to do.
My wife has been very sick lately and I don't mean with the flu. I am taking care of her and going to doctors so the book is taking a little longer than I had hoped. Also, I didn't realize I could remember so much stuff that I want to write before I go senile or a retired Supermodel sweeps me off my feet and makes me forget everything. I have been at this a long time and ideas I have discovered or came upon or they just popped into my head so I have a lot to write. So far I wrote over 25,000 words, and many of them I spelled correctly. I am building many of the things again for the book so that I can put in detailed pictures and drawings to make it so simple that Paris Hilton could do it. Well maybe her dog. I write somewhere between Tolstoy and Dr Seuss so the book is a cross between "War and Peace" and "Horton Hears a Who" so don't look for a text book full of facts about what your salinity has to be or where to buy a can of SPAM. My methods are very lenient and I don't do rumors. All of my methods I devised myself before the internet when you had to crank telephones and if you owned a TV, it was in Black and White and the only thing on was the Ed Sullivan Show with Elvis Presley (yes I saw that episode) There are no references in the book as I also do all of my own research and didn't ask any Supermodels for any help. Most of my knowledge (or lack of) came from either keeping these creatures, killing them, eating them or swimming with them. A lot of it is controversial and will get me into trouble. I am a combat Veteran and can take the critisism.
She just finished reading what I have so far here and is in a fog as to what to do.
