A NERAC Birthday

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no I don't think so ...
but Igave them ur name so get your
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For the seeker in you...

For the seeker in you...

Otherwise entitled, Uranus Redux:

Noteworthy quotes from Everything you know is wrong (Firesign Theatre. 1974.):

On how to deal with an alien attack:

* "Your brain may no longer be the boss."
* "If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating."
* "Avoid eye contact. If the aliens have no eyes, avoid all contact."
* "They think he is insane, yet he outranks them."
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7171306#post7171306 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Reef Junkie
Free meds or access to large animals?
:lmao:

Working in the ER, I have to address these issues all the time.

We have special stretchers and wheelchairs to the latter.
And we often have to deal with people taking the former.

So much fun.

Full moon last 2 nights =
1. 6 foot 5 inch 300lb drunk guy fighting off 2 orderlies, getting up naked and peeing in the middle of the ER at 3am. After he was done, went back to bed.

2. A psychotic female porn star. She was arrested because she was shooting her house up with a shotgun - she thought her neighbors were doing anal probes on her 5 dogs. She had the biggest "assets" I've ever seen. She could seriously use them as weapons. Seriously.


:lol:

I'm still waiting for my Pink Princess to visit me in the ER. :lol:
 
When my neighbors do anal probes on my dogs I shoot up *their* house with a shotgun. But I guess thats just the difference between me and a crazy porn actrees.
 
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