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[Patio]

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

 

[Mrseptember15]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9464432#post9464432 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Lordhelmet
chuck norris doesn't believe in sex if the women survives.

Well isn't that the randomest comment of the day:lol:

 

[rleechb]

Someone once told Chuck Norris that the roundhouse kick wasn't the best way to kick someone. Historians have recorded this as the worst mistake ever made by a human being.


Young Chuck Norris SNL

 

[Mrseptember15]

Pfft, the roundhouse kick is the easiest kick to do IMO. Dam too bad im at school. I wanna watch that video =(

 

[650-IS350]

hahhahahhahh... that was funny as hell