OK...so the news. Renee and I were out in Western Wisconsin by the Mississippi, scouting for places to have our wedding. We were cutting it close, but were on time to make it back for the Saturday night hatch.
Driving south on Cty. A, about 2.5 miles ESE of the nearest town, we're doing maybe 50 MPH climbing a hill on this 2 lane road that's bordered by a steep incline to the driver's side and a big drop off to the passenger side. Renee shouts - "DEEEEER"!
We never saw it coming...it must have been running full bore down the hill on the driver's side...by the time Renee shouted, I turned my head just enough to see it about 3 feet away (to the left) from the front end of my car (Brand new '06 Ford Escape Hybrid, got it July 3rd). I swerved just enough to miss hitting it head on...it took out the mirror. Somehow, it collided with the entire left side of the car as well, blowing out the rear window on the left side, sending shattering glass all over our sleeping dog.
Alice jumped into the front seat and peed on Renee's lap. The car was fishtailing in the gravel shoulder but somehow I managed to stay on the road and come to a stop. Neither driver's side door would open, so we all got out on the passenger side. Then somehow I locked the keys in the car (but got it back open with a long stick through the broken window). Every single passerby stopped to make sure we were OK; meanwhile the doe was in the middle of the road, probably paralized, with her head up and alert. While a couple cars were stopped, another car came barreling down the hill and HIT the deer that lay in the middle of the road, dragging it over to the shoulder.
This was the TERMINATOR of deer...it was STILL alive after being hit twice. Then another guy came along and shot it, TWICE, and it was STILL alive (although it finally died a short while later).
Suffice it to say, we did NOT make it home for the Saturday night hatch. We stayed at my folk's place in WI last night. Thankfully I found a body shop only 6 blocks away and the manager was kind enough to take the car (so it wasn't sitting on the street with a broken window).
We are finally home safe and sound. Once again, we DID have a clownfish hatch last night, but maybe only 35% of the eggs hatched last night. So tonight, I get one shot at redemption and a few hundred clownfish
FWIW,
Matt