Best Joke Wins a prize

[The Grim Reefer]

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a Marxist lawyer?


Chelsea Clinton

 

[The Grim Reefer]

Equal Time

WHat kind of hunting do you do with Dick CHeney?

Duck Hunting.

When he takes aim you'd better duck!

 

[spstimie]

what do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a retard?

a two term presadent apperently

 

[spstimie]

i hope this one doesn't offend the women in our club but its my duece bigalow joke.

Why do you have to be in aquarium/pond maintenence before you can be a jigalow?

You better like the smell of fish

 

[Misfit6669]

The Political jokes will get the tread closed pretty quickly.
So before they close it.

The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor
of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal
immigration is a serious problem:

A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

B) 65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio."

 

[The Grim Reefer]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9724599#post9724599 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Misfit6669
The Political jokes will get the tread closed pretty quickly.
So before they close it.

The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor
of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal
immigration is a serious problem:

A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

B) 65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio."

Now thats funny

Quick political jokes are usually no problem as long as people don't start bickering or getting stupid about it. Keep it light.

 

[outlaw60]

http://s131.photobucket.com/albums/p299/outlaw60/?action=view&current=forScottanothersolution.flv

try this?....

 

[Misfit6669]

Not funny at all to me. Pretty ****ing weak actually. Sorry but I don't get off on cruelty to animals, maybe a bit over sensitive on my part, not sure.

 

[clowninaround74]

i agree that is pretty messed up

 

[DgenR8]

This is going to go nowhere good from here.