I don't hear them, but I've never had a fancy one to compare it too noise-wise. The 800's are big, like the size of a man's fist. I've not had one stop working in a year of using them, but the clips break eeasy. It's like a suction cup you put on the glass, and then a lever you push down that pulls the sucker really tight. Once that's broken you can still use it for like mixing water or dangling in a qt, you just can't stick it to the wall. I think I broke more of them than other people do b/c I'm always re-scaping and moving pumps around etc. If you left it alone I don't think it would just break out of nowhere. But I like that design b/c you can leave the suction on the wall, and slide the ph off it's little swivly peg and use it to blow off the rocks before you do a water change. Way easier than a turkey baster.
Can't really say if the gph is accurate either, I wish there were a way to check that. Let me know how it compares to other 800's you've used.