G.SMITHII
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i used to work at this hardware store owned by a sorry excuse for a human.
the guy had me replacing all the ballasts in the florecent lights in the store.
naturally using common sense, i would flick the circuit off for each row of like 20 lights, ya know just to be safe?
halfway through a section, this POS Bill, turns the circuit ON and doesnt tell me.
so im up on a ladder *(lke 8' of the ground mind you) and this really hot chick is one isle over. so i was enjoying my view from above when Bill flipped the circuit.
i was holding the bare ground, ya know the DEATH" wire?
i shot off that ladder like the kid in jurrasic park man. over the isle onto the ground, right infront of the hotty.
i ruptured my right eardrum, burns of corse, and a concusion.
Bill gave me $100. and i went home to seek console in a six pack and my bub.:rollface:
the guy had me replacing all the ballasts in the florecent lights in the store.
naturally using common sense, i would flick the circuit off for each row of like 20 lights, ya know just to be safe?
halfway through a section, this POS Bill, turns the circuit ON and doesnt tell me.
so im up on a ladder *(lke 8' of the ground mind you) and this really hot chick is one isle over. so i was enjoying my view from above when Bill flipped the circuit.
i was holding the bare ground, ya know the DEATH" wire?
i shot off that ladder like the kid in jurrasic park man. over the isle onto the ground, right infront of the hotty.
i ruptured my right eardrum, burns of corse, and a concusion.
Bill gave me $100. and i went home to seek console in a six pack and my bub.:rollface: