Could You Spare a Auto Feeder?

[cschwaj]

Anyone have an automatic feeder that I could borrow for the weekend (or buy for a reasonable price)?

The fish and coral will be fine. The aquatic turtle will likely mutiny if we don't feed him somehow.

I would need to pick up on Tuesday or Wednesday. I'll come to you.

Thanks!

 

[prugs]

PM sent

 

[hahnmeister]

what do you need to feed your auto anyways?

 

[cschwaj]

Puppy eyelids. I recently converted to fend off global warming. The environmentalists are putting me up for a Nobel Prize for the research. Next option... infant toes.

 

[hahnmeister]

Thats a good idea. infants dont need toes anyways... not like they can walk or anything. And puppies spend too much time sleeping, so taking their eyelids would make them more active. Do you think I could make bunny ears work?

 

[cschwaj]

Absolutely! There are only two criteria:
1) Carbon based
2) Completely offensive.

 

[hahnmeister]

Oooo, oooo, oooo... so the solution to all our energy problems, as you say, would be to use aborted fetus power? You know... that would solve some other problems in the world as well...lol.

 

[cschwaj]

Exactly! The bad news is you have to feed them into the tank, by hand, one by one. Al Gore would like it for both reasons.

This is clearly going downhill way too fast.

By the way, love the angel and the WRS tank build thread.

 

[hahnmeister]

Thanks man. Say, you plan on going to this BBQ next weekend? Im hoping to make it.

I think Hillary could use 'aborted fetus power' as part of her running platform.

 

[cschwaj]

Unfortunately not. I have too much going this weekend to carve out the time. I'm looking forward to when you host to show off the light mover. I bet we all get hypnotized.

I believe Hillary is using that as part of her platform. That, use only one square of toilet paper and (my favorite) eatin' ain't cheatin'. The last one was Bill's idea.