Dad...

If only I could fit back into that jumpsuit.....................

And you know I love you ........... like I'd love a good case of Herpes!:D
 
Maybe it's the holiday season....or maybe it's just the dementia getting worse.....but as of lately, I've almost been missing you.

I need to get my meds checked!:D
 
Dave said he was gonna slip something for that in your prune juice...I guess it hasn't started working yet.

I can believe you miss me, Stupid has been quiet lately.

Shana and I have been checking into assisted living centers here...so whenever you are ready let us know. :D
 
Assisted living?

Hey, if I can't get the full blown stuff I'll just stay right here!

My dream is to soil myself and have to do NOTHING but stink.:D
 
Dude....they have nurses that come clean you up, no matter how many times you soil...think about it...sponge baths. Margarita's on the lawn with Margarete to wipe you down.
 
What is your address?

I really DO love you man! I was really only kidding about that herpes thing. Hehe

What is your address?:D
 
My address is irrelevant but yours would be the SunnyVale Nursing Home. Don't worry we will stop by and visit once a month, bring you smokes and Viagra. :D
 
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