Dear Santa....

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8768183#post8768183 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by ouspeedbump
you my dear are NOT Santa!!! >;-p

ha ha, sounds like we have another one of those sweet kids who pulled santa's beard off at the mall!
 
Dear Santa, can you please remove all squirrels from our house... and anything else that's running around up there? I keep hearing banging... ? Thank you so much, Santa.

~Little Brookie Lou-Who
 
Ask the fat man for too much he may just bring them squirrels some presents instead, lol. Especially after he reads that "other" thread.
 
Well, the fat man came to my house early this year :). The frag is now safe and out of the system. We were granted premanent custody today WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

He forgot the huge bottle of xanax and the nanny though. I'll be checking my stocking monday morning though so there is still hope. If not i will be more then happy to settle for what i got today. He could of atleast left a small sample pack of the xanax, i sure could use 8 or 20 of em tonight lol.
 
Dugg.

I have said it before, and Ill say it again. YOU ARE A STAR!

Congratulations, my next guinness is raised in your honor.

P.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8788480#post8788480 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by dugg
He forgot the huge bottle of xanax and the nanny though. I'll be checking my stocking monday morning though so there is still hope.

Some one really need to get a barbi and dress it like a nanny, then put it in his stocking, lol.

Dugg, You rock! Keep up the great work and make sure that new frag has an awesome Christmas!
 
I have already bought his christmas 3 times lol. I'm a softy though. I enjoy watching him have fun so much that i have given him everything already lol. I'm going out for another round tomorrow, so maybe i can hold out giving this round to him until christmas lol.

I bought the most fun present ever for my older son last night. He decided he wanted his nipples pierced. I took him to the tattoo shop and paid for it lol. That was about the most fun i have had in forever watching him squirm lol. Nothing like seeing a grown man scream like a 5 year old girl haha. All of that firefighter training and bodybuilding, and he still screammed, it was great lol.
 
A friend of my brothers wanted a nipple piercing as well, he wasn't a firefighter or anything mind you, but when they pulled that needle out and stabbed him, he passed out and woke up with four of us standing there laughing at the fact that he just pee'd himself while out cold, LOL!!!

It's not for everyone I guess. PLUS, when people tell you a tattoo or piercing didn't hurt....THEIR LYING!, the brain just forgets how intense the pain was after awhile and you think to yourself "that wasn't that bad". HA! Just wait until it gets really really cold outside, those nipple rings can get pretty chilly!
 
I am so happy with the removal of my 43 billion tons of stress, that i recieved phone calls from 2 of my credit cards, and my bank today verifying that i had made the purchases Ho Ho Ho.
 
I am Santa and my Elf here for the last 33 years has gotten me just about everything in my tank including the tank.
I guess being Santa has it's advantages.

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