LOL - Your wife must be talking to Stacy. I am starting to get the same story. So slowly, I am getting rid of stuff in my garage... SO THAT I CAN BUY MORE POWER TOOLS!!! shhhh... don't tell Stacy... I wonder if she'll notice when the power nailers (yes, I need several of them), the air compressor, and the sliding miter saw arrives on the doorstep this week. "No dear... I didn't buy it. The tool fairy left it for me."
Good luck in selling your tank!