UH_OH_5_OH
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State Dept translator has arrived and apparently....after a looong interview....the Royal Gramma saw NOTHING ! Well that was a beneficial use of dept funds !
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UH_OH_5_OH
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UPDATE:
The Blue DAMsel, or rather his attorney, has filed a motion to supress the lab results based on bias of the tank mates.
What a load of detritis ! ! !
The Blue DAMsel, or rather his attorney, has filed a motion to supress the lab results based on bias of the tank mates.
What a load of detritis ! ! !
Angel*Fish
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LOL - Funny thread! In my experience attorneys are always full of, if not 100% composed of, detritus.
Sign me,
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UH_OH_5_OH
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The Blue DAMsel has provided a full confession provided he gets sent to a LFS and is able to avoid the Flush Penalty. They, the State's Attorney, had to take the deal otherwise this case was gonna go on forever.
Apparently, the DAMsel was iched off that the McCoskers' was getting all of the attention from the kids and he wasn't going to let it continue so just out of sheer jealousy, he flipped out !!! or rather HE flipped the Wrasse out....end of story.
well...almost, I am not gonna take him to a LFS, I am gonna take him to the middle school where their are some really DARLA type kids waiting for him....!
Apparently, the DAMsel was iched off that the McCoskers' was getting all of the attention from the kids and he wasn't going to let it continue so just out of sheer jealousy, he flipped out !!! or rather HE flipped the Wrasse out....end of story.
well...almost, I am not gonna take him to a LFS, I am gonna take him to the middle school where their are some really DARLA type kids waiting for him....!
iamquockie
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put him in the gas chamber and have him suffocate. (bowl of freshwater) That way he won't live to kill other tankmates. LFS route would be just a patch cure for you, but think of others!
ReefCresteds
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i think you should take the damsel to the lfs so that someone who likes damsels can take him! i love damsels-beautiful, hardy fish!
don't kill the poor fish!
don't kill the poor fish!
Angela Short
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Yea he may say he is rehabilitated and act nice around the parol board, AKA: LFS attendant, only to be released to be a public menece again. Prison hardley ever rehabs fish..... Just gives him time to pump more sea shells and get toupher! :lol:
Much like Charles Manson, I'm afraid this DAMsel has developed a following of devoted groupers...
Let's hope he never gets loose and gets ahold of a sword fish!
Nope, to isolation, fed only peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches for the rest of his natural life for him!
I don't want a single sand-dollar of my tax money going to his defense!
If he ever gets loose, he'll probably get picked up for robbing a Shell station!
Okay, I'm done... Sorry, just couldn't help it... Had to try to add to this wonderous thread... You know... Just for the halibut!
Let's hope he never gets loose and gets ahold of a sword fish!
Nope, to isolation, fed only peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches for the rest of his natural life for him!
I don't want a single sand-dollar of my tax money going to his defense!
If he ever gets loose, he'll probably get picked up for robbing a Shell station!
Okay, I'm done... Sorry, just couldn't help it... Had to try to add to this wonderous thread... You know... Just for the halibut!
UH_OH_5_OH
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Serk....I gotta say you're way off baserock on the food in prison. PB&J...? That's fruit, bread and protein....!!! I'm talking something a little more realistic...like barnacle scrapings ! ! !
smokinprice
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Good to see Police work is the same the country over! Sorry for your lose but funny thread.
philagothos
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Maybe you could arrange it so he shares a cell with a mantis or becomes a trigger's "good buddy".
wigo
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lessons learned
lessons learned
So the overall lessons learned here are:
Never start a tank with damsels they just cause trouble
Some people adopt "muts" but most prefer nice beautiful fish
Imagination is the key to life, have fun with it
Police work can be tough but very rewarding
Definitely discriminate & profile all fish in your reef
Discipline is a good thing,Prison is an option, if all fails give the fish to an LFS(it will die there anyway)
Always hire a police officer to catch the bad guy
Great thread, we read it everyday. Thanks for the laughs.
lessons learned
So the overall lessons learned here are:
Never start a tank with damsels they just cause trouble
Some people adopt "muts" but most prefer nice beautiful fish
Imagination is the key to life, have fun with it
Police work can be tough but very rewarding
Definitely discriminate & profile all fish in your reef
Discipline is a good thing,Prison is an option, if all fails give the fish to an LFS(it will die there anyway)
Always hire a police officer to catch the bad guy
Great thread, we read it everyday. Thanks for the laughs.
UH_OH_5_OH
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Get this......the Chief just called and said the A&E Channel is going to be coming in to do an episode of 'The First 48'.
I figure we set up a nano.....get a DAMsel or two...maybe a couple of blues, a domino...then put in a nice juvenile reticulated Moray Eel to get the confession out of 'em.
Fun Family Viewing ! ! !
I figure we set up a nano.....get a DAMsel or two...maybe a couple of blues, a domino...then put in a nice juvenile reticulated Moray Eel to get the confession out of 'em.
Fun Family Viewing ! ! !
UH_OH_5_OH
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No for DAMsels....we call an exterminator ! ! !
Benny Z
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hold the horses...
if i am reading this correctly, you had both a male mccoskers and a male carpenter in the same (what looks like a 55g) tank? carpenter was there first, right?
you sure the two flashers didn't battle it out because they are so similar in size/color?
perhaps the damsel may have been framed...
(not that i'm an advocate of damsels...)
if i am reading this correctly, you had both a male mccoskers and a male carpenter in the same (what looks like a 55g) tank? carpenter was there first, right?
you sure the two flashers didn't battle it out because they are so similar in size/color?
perhaps the damsel may have been framed...
(not that i'm an advocate of damsels...)
