HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK!

[gasman059]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a "new file" in your computer.
2. Name it, "Hillary Rodham Clinton."
3. Send it to the "trash."
4. Empty the "trash."
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly, Click "Yes."
7. Feel better.


PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

 

[Abengochea]

lol gas .... ur too much!!

 

[Rogger Castells]

Yeah, that is good therapy, but, don't ever try naming your file George Bush, I tried it and when I try to delete the file it freeze the memory of the computer, When I restarted a second time, the file had created a major conflict for no reason what so ever with all foreign peripherals including the video, sound card and ram memory, I am afraid that the only way to get rid of this stupid file is by completely erasing the OS and re-installing it with a new Version. Unfortunately the version is not due until election time.

 

[Kogo]

ill bet you a frag that gasman just deleated our next useless OS.

 

[REDDAWG43]

lol...nice comeback Rogger.

 

[Osteomata]

I tried doing it with a Dick Cheney file. Now I'm on a no fly list (without the right to know why), my phone and internet are tapped (without judicial oversight), I'm being fired for having the wrong political loyalties (the email trail has been "lost"), my bank has received National Security letters demainding all my records (without legal oversight), my former covert activities have been mysteriously leaked to the press, and there's a man outside my front door with a shotgun who wants to take me hunting in one of our major war zones. Yep, its HRC I really want to send to the trash.

Limit the power of the state at all times. The question is not "where does the Constitution grant you that right" but rather "where does the Constitution grant the State the right to regulate it."

 

[gasman059]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9812497#post9812497 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Rogger Castells
Yeah, that is good therapy, but, don't ever try naming your file George Bush, I tried it and when I try to delete the file it freeze the memory of the computer, When I restarted a second time, the file had created a major conflict for no reason what so ever with all foreign peripherals including the video, sound card and ram memory, I am afraid that the only way to get rid of this stupid file is by completely erasing the OS and re-installing it with a new Version. Unfortunately the version is not due until election time.

Unfortunately tha PROGRAM HAS BEEN WRONG FOR A WHILE AND THERE'S NOT AN UPGRADE AVAILABLE!
"The glory of a nation rests upon the character of her men."
President Herbert Hoover
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Character doesn't matter."
President Bill Clinton

 

[gasman059]

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ****ed off.

He storms into his security staff's headquaters and yells, "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-***** had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?"

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Bill hollers, "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"

The entire staff immediately jumped up and raced for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, "Well Mr. President, we have some bad news, and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"

Clinton says, "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says, "Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Al Gore's urine."

Clinton says, "Oh my god, I feel so ... so betrayed! My own vice president! Damn. Well, what's the really bad news?"

The officer replies, "Well, it's Hillary's handwriting."

 

[don954]

"Character doesn't matter"
I just did a Lexis-Nexis search of the above and couldnt find a single quote that attributes it to Clinton. I did find a bunch of RW web sites & blogs that use that quote signing it with Clinton, but no reputable news sources. If that's a real Clinton quote, please attribute its source.

 

[gasman059]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9813042#post9813042 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by don954
"Character doesn't matter"
I just did a Lexis-Nexis search of the above and couldnt find a single quote that attributes it to Clinton. I did find a bunch of RW web sites & blogs that use that quote signing it with Clinton, but no reputable news sources. If that's a real Clinton quote, please attribute its source.

Thank You,
Donald

Great heritage 2! lol

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[don954]

ha, i think this is more of a comparison...
Bush or Chimp?

 

[Osteomata]

don954: I had the same thought, and I could not find it attibutable in a quick search. Curious.

I am disturbed by the Right's willingness to give this President a pass on civil liberties and executive power grabs, essentially granting the current administration extraordinary rights and powers, perhaps out of a sense of trust and a perception of shared values. I am always curious how they will feel when these same powers, so readily ceded to the State today, are wielded by a President Hillary tomorrow.

Gasman kind of brought it home with the HRC bash. She is highly deserving of critisism. But should she win next November's popularity contest, she will inherit all the extraordinary executive powers we so foolishly allowed her predesessor. Gods protect us.

Its not that I distrust this government, its that I distrust all governments.

 

[don954]

hehe... I think distrust in government is healthy...

"Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried."

~ Winston Churchill

 

[gasman059]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9813127#post9813127 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by don954
ha, i think this is more of a comparison...
Bush or Chimp?

Nice thats all for now back to reefs!lol

 

[esc.nuk3r]

hahaha

 

[davester1]

one of my favorites

one of my favorites

one of my personal favorites, notice my tag line?

 

[REDDAWG43]

I guess the Democracts won this round of jokes....

 

[gasman059]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9815972#post9815972 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by REDDAWG43
I guess the Democracts won this round of jokes....

Never ever- I tried to kill this thread but b/c of u Mel here's another politics round HAHAHAHAH!


What's the difference between a Democrat and a pile of crap?

A: A pile of crap doesn't blame Bush for being a useless pile of crap


Hillary Clinton , Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”

John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.”

 

[jeffbrig]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9813334#post9813334 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by don954
"Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried."

~ Winston Churchill

He also said "The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter."

One of my favorites.

 

[Osteomata]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9816266#post9816266 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by jeffbrig
He also said "The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter."

One of my favorites.

And near and dear to my heart, he also reportedly said:
"Naval Tradition? Don't talk to me about Naval Tradition, its all rum, sodomy, and the lash."
heh.