I hate reef tanks and pets

[karenL]

I'm leaving for vaca in less than 10 hours!
My house/pet sitter is MIA!
I've a reef tank, 2 bunnies, 1 turtle, 1 parrot, 2 cats and a pond to take care of
I boarded my Wiener dog

 

[JNye]

if its that desperate I can help out. PM me.

 

[badazztealcobra]

How far away do you live ??? If your close to me I could try to help out as well...

 

[khanb31]

Lol....yeah mars doesnt really narrow it down. Im sure there is someone that is willing to tank sit for you.

 

[Fuppets]

Yea, Mars is too much of a commute for me. Even at 55MPG.

 

[karenL]

you guys rock
I'm sure she'll be home soon
I'm sitting on my porch drinking beer waiting for her car to show up
If moon jelly wasn't in Africa I'd be calling her

 

[khanb31]

you still didnt really answer our question....:rollface:

 

[karenL]

are you guy trying to tell me that someone may have changed my location, my title, and the size of my in wall tank by hijacking my password, and I may or may not have noticed
and that same person may or may not be in South Africa

Homewood, you sicko stalkers
right down Ridge Rd from Poo-tang

 

[karenL]

my back hurts, time for my muscle relaxers

 

[JNye]

I know where you live, been stalking you for awhile now...just trying to get some of your beers actually.:beer:

 

[Fuppets]

That is close enough that I might be able to help.

 

[badazztealcobra]

What kinda parrot do you have ?

 

[karenL]

Joe, I always have beer

She'll be home any minute now
just a few more beers and she'll be learning the ropes

bet she's visiting her Dad
her Dad thinks I'm a punk who drinks alot

 

[Pufferpunk]

Duh! :wildone:

 

[karenL]

She's in Yankee's neck of the woods
she should be at my house by 10:30
breath in, breath out
happy thoughts
happy thoughts

Hey badazztealcobra
I have a dancing senagal
her best trick is shitting on a shoulder

 

[Crazy One]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12753784#post12753784 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by karenL
She's in Yankee's neck of the woods
she should be at my house by 10:30
breath in, breath out
happy thoughts
happy thoughts

Hey badazztealcobra
I have a dancing senagal
her best trick is shitting on a shoulder

By chance.... were you born in a semi truck? :eek2:

 

[aiko670]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12755080#post12755080 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Crazy One
By chance.... were you born in a semi truck? :eek2:

Prude?

 

[salty420]

lmao this is funny

 

[N3gative Cr33p]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12763845#post12763845 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by salty420
lmao this is funny

LMAO... funny? More like borderline psychotic... wow. :eek2: