i LOVE MY MOM

gemini aquarius(t)

gemini aquarius(t)

Always Learning
i get a call from my mom at about 4 today (as soon as i got off school and got here) telling me she got my cell phone from work(no connection to story:rolleyes: ) but she gooes on telling me how im going to be really excited and im going to be happy so i keep listening and she tells me she got me a scooter blenny!!!!! thats so cool i love my mom

the draw back is that i am selling my 20(to small anyways) and i got a 1 gallon tank from work yesterday(live rock live sand) and i thought that she was telling me she got me a lawnmower blenny but i figured it out later, i am hopefully going to setup a planted tank soon so i was asking about it and my boss gave it to me:D :confused: :( :eek: im glad my mom coinsidentally got them to hold it untill i was ready!

thanks for reading do you have any info on the species(im reading now but first hand experiance is always best) or tips for what to do thanks a ton

xavier:mixed:
 
i REALLY hope you ment that from the perspectiver of her buying me a fish cause if not we might have a problem,and thats really [profanity] up
 
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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7255998#post7255998 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by gemini aquarius(t)
well i guess i figured adults would be slightly more mature than the kids at school
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OWNED!:eek:
 
Scooter blennies are dragonettes, and like thier cousins the mandarin goby, they graze constantly and need lots of food. In nature, they hunt constantly for zooplankon and will appreciate tanks with lots of mature live rock and room to hunt.

They also bury themselves in the sand at night, so no bare bottom for these guys. At the very least they need a "sand box."

However, scooters are easier to train to eat prepared foods than mandarins. By first getting the fish to associate live food (for example, live brine) with a feeding apparatus (like a tube), you can slowly mix in prepared foods and eventually wean them entirely on prepared foods.

For my scooter, I then moved the feeding tube closer and closer to a feeding station, so she would know she could come to the feeding station for a bite to eat anytime. Although I don't use it normally because I have plenty of natural food, periodically I put it in the tank as a refresher. Being trained to eat prepared foods has saved her twice: Once when a mate harassed her and prevented her from eating (the feeding station helped return her to health when the male was gone). Secondly, right now! I don't really have any live rock in the tank while I redo it, so she's keeping her voluptuous figure by regular visits to the feeding station (which I fill up daily.)

My feeding station is just a small water bottle with the top cut off, and a hole in the top where I can use a tube to squirt the food in the feeding station without removing it from the tank.
 
Big enough for the fish to roam and hunt, but not enough to eat. S/he will need to be trained to eat prepared foods.
 
Be sure to give him/her a variety of foods once trained, to keep him healthy. Once s/he really knows suppertime, s/he will probably eat most anything you present as food.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7255910#post7255910 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by energy_crisis
I love your mom too.
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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7255962#post7255962 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by gemini aquarius(t)
i REALLY hope you ment that from the perspectiver of her buying me a fish cause if not we might have a problem,and thats really [profanity] up
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Lol thats funny, i wasn't expecting that.. made me laugh early in the morning..:rollface:
 
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Ahhhh "Your mom" jokes... a founding staple of todays humor... heres a few good ones... help de-threaten this thread

yo momma is so fat her pant size is: Equator

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Yo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struck oil!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama smells so bad that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
 
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I got a few too.

Yo mommas teeth are so big when she sneezes she bites her chest.

Yo momma so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and expected a gum ball to come out.

Yo momma so poor the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted.

Yo momma so skinny u can see her farts coming out

thats all for now...

Xavier good luck with the fish I never got mine to eat any prepared foods, he died of starvation..

Good Luck and keep us updated.

Sam
 
Yo momma is so nasty when she jumped into the tub the water jumped out and said "Naw, Im coo!"

Yo momma is so fat when she went bungy jumping she bent the bridge.

Yo momma is soooooo FAT!!!!!! When she tried to get out of bed she rocked herself to sleep.

Yo momma is so fat she dipps her aspirin in mayo.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7255998#post7255998 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by gemini aquarius(t)
well i guess i figured adults would be slightly more mature than the kids at school
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ::
 
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