For some strange reason women don't seem to appreciate these "picking up a chick in a bar" analogies. It's more of a guy thing. For example, right now I'm looking for a new job and I'm applying everywhere. My wife doesn't understand why I'm being so aggressive and spreading myself out like this. She thinks I should be more selective. So I told her, "It's like going into a bar with 20 chicks inside and hitting on every single one. Odds are at least 1 is going to agree to go home with you." She just shook her head and replied, "You're disgusting!"
I don't get it. What did I say wrong!?!