While I know many of you were at the March Meeting this weekend I was unable to attend as I was engaged in a titanic struggle to ensure that Lady Justice was served in a local matter in which I was a judge. No, not a Circuit or Associate Circuit Judgeship but rather I was selected to participate in judging a local beauty pageant. Now as someone that has not been a big fan of such events in the past it was a bit odd to be asked to engage in such an activity but let me just say from the heart that there are a lot worse things a fellow could do on a Saturday than sitting front row whilst several very beautiful women prance back and forth in skimpy swimsuits! But seriously, I must confess that I was actually quite impressed with how these young ladies conducted themselves in the interview evaluation portion of the program ââ"šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ I had half expected them to be of limited intelligence and rather shallow but it turned out that I was the shallow one for having had such a prejudice.
I do have one complaint, however, about the overall process. Based upon my only experience or knowledge of pageants coming from movies I naturally expected a little blackmail and intrigue! Some cash bribes to line my pocket! Numerous offers of ââ"šÂ¬Ã…"œservicesââ"šÂ¬Ã‚ from the contestants in exchange for my vote! But nary a one! No sex! No cash! Nothing! I was left having to vote based strictly upon the talents and qualities of the women! I guess in order to get in on the good stuff you have to be a judge at a higher level! :lol:
As they say, it was a tough job but someone had to do it! ââ"šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ Just glad it was me!
Just to clarify - I was asking if Lisa and Kathy were wearing bikinis and high heels. If you tell me that chadfarmer, fade or hobbes were wearing bikinis and high heels I want to know that too but just so that I don't ever show up for such a meeting! While I respect them for the SW knowlwedge I'm not into that other stuff! Yyeghch!
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