People!
I go away for a couple weeks and it feels like the freed slaves are ready to kill Moses!!!!! For the love of all things Holy, CHILL OUT!!!!!!!
Moses Marty has returned from the mountain top with 10 Reef Commandments:
I You should have no gods before me, so clean the tank after church (tran901 remember, those are the buildings with crosses)
II. You should not make yourself a carved image, so do not build your tank with illegally harvested corals
III. You should not take the Lord's name in vain, even when that GHA comes back.
IV. Remember the Sabbath day, many LFS are closed.
V. Honor your fellow member's tanks, they have spent all the kid's college funds
VI. You should never murder a fish, even if he just ate your $50 per polyp prized coral
VII. You shall not commit adultery, especially now that our club members have installed web cams in their house…besides you don’t want to be a Weiner.
VIII. You should never steal corals, many club members will give them to your for free
IX. You should not bear false witness against our sponsors
X. You should not covet your fellow club member's tank, but you can sure try to replicate it.