stlouisguy
Registered Member
Yeah work is slow 
Nothing much at all happened when we found that freaking enormous gorilla crab inside our underwear. Then I celebrated, finally, some action in my downstairs crawl space which has mildew and rats the size of bowling balls, but sweet smelling. Luckily, Clem, my redneck partner had a pick-up truck with a git-R-Done sticker on it so he got out the comealong and Letmegrow(Steve) pulled down the blinds, which was a brand of pants.
Now, he had no pants on. Puzzled is how everyone looked but he bought another skimmer to fix. All those broken deltecs since a deltec is actually a juicer and julian fry maker. But the knock off brands work as well as the old car stupid keeps up on blocks in front of his castle which is so big it echo's and has a 1,000 gallon septic tank because when Nairsac72 comes over he blows it up which luckily happnes all the time. Not to mention when lonmeister comes over and shaves his back in the sink and grooms his poodle bum he asks himself, "Aint life one of the better tasting cereals, yet not as good as a big cup of frothy warm skim-mate on a cold night, where a thread about nothing got 3 pages long, but is quite interesting because warm skimmate tastes like the back end of what life really is all about?"
Then he realizes that you need a bigger skimmer, but its not the size that makes it, its the motion.
Chadfarmer needs more equipment for his equipment business to grow like a real business, enough to get him really banned from the highway of life and even the back roads. But, he will manage to slither his way back to columbia to get a nice piece of something that just might clean up his reputation. It was a brand new ATI skimmer that still didn't work too much better than a milkjug skimmer but it cost a lot, so it must work better than a chiropractor who cracks fun at other while they are away doing unspeakable things with large gorilla crabs. Whoever said crabs got that playful and so big they could cut off a man's big toe if you are not paying sponser fee's.
He was obviosly not thinking about their own grasp who all has smoked some xenia or cat. It grows like my business which is giving cats and dogs away for eating at chinese res'a'rans be red'e in fif'teen men-it, singing fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra. Asking myself teriyaki or hot braised cat or doy, but why am I here?
And then I remembered that question is answered on a fortune cookie that said, "You will forever love thy kittens in sweet and sour sauce in bed". How awkward.
When you drip snot all over your shoes or is that my brain leeking out and running all over the new slash "T" shirt. Now I must put a cork in my jugs because they are so stinky and the fumes are hazards to your love life, not to mention the fact that my significant other became irrate that this thread has over 100 replies!!
With over 100 replies I realized "It;s about NOTHING!!!!The Seinfeld of reef threads, or the death of the good samaritan, why else would you, would I, would anyone wile away the hours? Im sure it's because bubble wrap and cod liver oil. If not, styrofoam peanuts and peanut butter will do the trick. I wish I could remember where I put the body. Is it in the flower bed? Or buried behind Im Lons house in a footlocker that also holds the deep dark secret of ..........
The Pickle Sniffer!!!!"
Which, speaking of helicopters which sometimes work by remote and have on board tappers for tapping that big, round, red mahogony cooler full of your favorite cheese spread flavored imitation, but never duplicated, all original, squid based, hypoallergenic lip balm which you can only get with 2 proffs of purchase from the lithuanian ebasssy director of pharmeceutical goat milk exports who once tole me about a man from Nantucker, whose tank was so long it stretched to Pawtucket. He said with a grin, "Theres no water within, so I'll filling it up with a bucket"
When he saw the leak, he said, "awwhh $*&# IT!"
Nothing much at all happened when we found that freaking enormous gorilla crab inside our underwear. Then I celebrated, finally, some action in my downstairs crawl space which has mildew and rats the size of bowling balls, but sweet smelling. Luckily, Clem, my redneck partner had a pick-up truck with a git-R-Done sticker on it so he got out the comealong and Letmegrow(Steve) pulled down the blinds, which was a brand of pants.
Now, he had no pants on. Puzzled is how everyone looked but he bought another skimmer to fix. All those broken deltecs since a deltec is actually a juicer and julian fry maker. But the knock off brands work as well as the old car stupid keeps up on blocks in front of his castle which is so big it echo's and has a 1,000 gallon septic tank because when Nairsac72 comes over he blows it up which luckily happnes all the time. Not to mention when lonmeister comes over and shaves his back in the sink and grooms his poodle bum he asks himself, "Aint life one of the better tasting cereals, yet not as good as a big cup of frothy warm skim-mate on a cold night, where a thread about nothing got 3 pages long, but is quite interesting because warm skimmate tastes like the back end of what life really is all about?"
Then he realizes that you need a bigger skimmer, but its not the size that makes it, its the motion.
Chadfarmer needs more equipment for his equipment business to grow like a real business, enough to get him really banned from the highway of life and even the back roads. But, he will manage to slither his way back to columbia to get a nice piece of something that just might clean up his reputation. It was a brand new ATI skimmer that still didn't work too much better than a milkjug skimmer but it cost a lot, so it must work better than a chiropractor who cracks fun at other while they are away doing unspeakable things with large gorilla crabs. Whoever said crabs got that playful and so big they could cut off a man's big toe if you are not paying sponser fee's.
He was obviosly not thinking about their own grasp who all has smoked some xenia or cat. It grows like my business which is giving cats and dogs away for eating at chinese res'a'rans be red'e in fif'teen men-it, singing fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra. Asking myself teriyaki or hot braised cat or doy, but why am I here?
And then I remembered that question is answered on a fortune cookie that said, "You will forever love thy kittens in sweet and sour sauce in bed". How awkward.
When you drip snot all over your shoes or is that my brain leeking out and running all over the new slash "T" shirt. Now I must put a cork in my jugs because they are so stinky and the fumes are hazards to your love life, not to mention the fact that my significant other became irrate that this thread has over 100 replies!!
With over 100 replies I realized "It;s about NOTHING!!!!The Seinfeld of reef threads, or the death of the good samaritan, why else would you, would I, would anyone wile away the hours? Im sure it's because bubble wrap and cod liver oil. If not, styrofoam peanuts and peanut butter will do the trick. I wish I could remember where I put the body. Is it in the flower bed? Or buried behind Im Lons house in a footlocker that also holds the deep dark secret of ..........
The Pickle Sniffer!!!!"
Which, speaking of helicopters which sometimes work by remote and have on board tappers for tapping that big, round, red mahogony cooler full of your favorite cheese spread flavored imitation, but never duplicated, all original, squid based, hypoallergenic lip balm which you can only get with 2 proffs of purchase from the lithuanian ebasssy director of pharmeceutical goat milk exports who once tole me about a man from Nantucker, whose tank was so long it stretched to Pawtucket. He said with a grin, "Theres no water within, so I'll filling it up with a bucket"
When he saw the leak, he said, "awwhh $*&# IT!"
