jjjimmy
Premium Member
An e-mail that I received today...
In pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of:
Tylenol had a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxin.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin.
Also were considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
In other drug news, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in a liquid form and will be marketed by:
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
Mount & Do.
Thank you for your time,
Jimmy
In pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of:
Tylenol had a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxin.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin.
Also were considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
In other drug news, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in a liquid form and will be marketed by:
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
Mount & Do.
Thank you for your time,
Jimmy
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