<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14210698#post14210698 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by mrx66699
No just means as the web transitions to web 2.0 your site will be ready if your familiar with these programs they use a lot of div tabs and a few other things that will be transitiond out. Tables will be a no no in web 2.0... blah, blah, blah... PHP, ASP, Adobe Flex... blah, blah, blah... CS3, CS4... blah, blah, blah... all hand written html code creation no cheezy dream weaver or microsoft GUI... blah, blah, blah
Oh puh-leeze. Web 2.0?!? Flex?!? CS4?!?
pfffft!
What is this, a trip down memory lane for stone-age technology?
I mean, we've been developing in pre-beta Web 4.0 compliance standards for over 3 weeks now and THAT'S almost obsolete...whoops, that sentence took too long to type... correction, it
is obsolete now.
We don't use any GUI
or handcoding either.
All of our plasma-based development workstations run the latest in telepathic interfaces utilizing an FTLâ"žÂ¢ (faster than light) network system completely designed and built by us.
We can program your project in any language. We invented most of them.
Most of the programming we do is so advanced that the technology to run it hasn't even been invented yet.
The backend of our projects are so complex and proprietary that you could never begin to understand any of it, you're not as smart as us, so don't even try.
Our clients are all the richest and most powerful in their industries, and our designs and marketing are solely responsible for their success.
You could ask them for yourself, but they are far too numerous to name, and they are way too important to talk to you so you'll just have to take our word for it.
Our offices are huge with the latest Italian designer furnishings and big, shiny, expensive conference tables with built-in holographic displays where we gather to brainstorm and do stuff.
If you saw our office you'd say, "Wow! Nice office.", but you won't because you're not important enough for us to meet face-to-face.
If you're lucky we may have an intern give you a call or send you an email when we've got nothing better to do.
It's not like we really need any interaction with you outside of you paying us.
We already knew exactly what your project required before you even knew you needed a project, so it's best that you just pay us and don't try to give us any input. Otherwise we'll just point and laugh at you and you'll feel bad... you'll still pay us because we're smarter than you and you need us, but we don't want you to feel bad... at least not until your payment clears.
But seriously, I'm glad you both showed some class and didn't get into a full-blown internet supergeek slap-fight.
Btw Thunda, I really like your graphic design. Much more artsy than the basic looking sites our usual clients want.
MrX, being in IT you ought to get a kick out of this if you haven't already seen it. It's right up your alley, and I laugh my *ss off everytime I watch it.
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com
Ej, unfortunately we're too swamped right now to take on another project, but we've gotten several of our customers' sites to page one on Google (which is why we're swamped) and I would be happy to look over your site once you get it built to "proofread" your SEO work and make sure there's no glaring errors or any blackhat tactics that will get you banned from Google.