TampaSnooker
Active member
This is the second day in a row I've seen these in my inbox. Not sure what they're after but it ain't tank cleaning. Nevermind the one looooooong sentence that each is written in, one guy proposed bringing a tank to a shop to have it cleaned weekly. Thought they were too funny not to share.
First one:
Hi,
Hello good day this is Fred Taylor and i would like to know if you do aquarium cleaning at your shop and do you accept credit cards and are you the owner or the manager, actually am relocating from my old house in CHICAGO IL down to your city and i would like to know how much will 40 gallon Long 48" x 12" x 16" aquarium cost for cleaning an maintenance for 4 weeks, an actually i have 2 tanks of that, can you do the total calculation for the cleaning an maintenance for the 2 tanks filled weight 455 lbs basically am just moving in to your state, and i am at the hospital right now because i want to do the maintenance arrangement for the aquarium and after completing the payment with my credit card,the private delivery agent can have the aquarium move down to your shop for the an maintenance services asap.
best regard..
Fred Taylor..........
Second one:
Hello this is Greg i will like to make an inquires for Aquarium Tanks maintenance i will like to ask if possible you can get the best of maintaining my tanks and changing of the evaporated tank water silicone acrylic and plastic trim replacement and filtration system and other maintenance involve and there is coral and no fish i will like to ask if you can get this done for me before i get back from my deaf school course in California in the next three weeks and i will like the aquarium to be ship to your location from my formal location in Chicago IL because i just relocated Here in this state and i will like you to understand that the tanks will be with you for some period of time for me to face my deaf course okay and i will like you to get the sizes of the tanks and they are four (180 Gallon 72" x 24" x 25") (150 gallon 72" x 18" x 28") (90 gallon 48" x 18" x 24") (75 gallon 48" x 18" x 21") and if possible you don t have a space kindly do the maintenance and look for storage for me and i do the payment for that as well, and i will like you to get back to me with the maintenance charges and your location address were the shipping courier will be sending them to from Chicago IL to your location okay Thanks
First one:
Hi,
Hello good day this is Fred Taylor and i would like to know if you do aquarium cleaning at your shop and do you accept credit cards and are you the owner or the manager, actually am relocating from my old house in CHICAGO IL down to your city and i would like to know how much will 40 gallon Long 48" x 12" x 16" aquarium cost for cleaning an maintenance for 4 weeks, an actually i have 2 tanks of that, can you do the total calculation for the cleaning an maintenance for the 2 tanks filled weight 455 lbs basically am just moving in to your state, and i am at the hospital right now because i want to do the maintenance arrangement for the aquarium and after completing the payment with my credit card,the private delivery agent can have the aquarium move down to your shop for the an maintenance services asap.
best regard..
Fred Taylor..........
Second one:
Hello this is Greg i will like to make an inquires for Aquarium Tanks maintenance i will like to ask if possible you can get the best of maintaining my tanks and changing of the evaporated tank water silicone acrylic and plastic trim replacement and filtration system and other maintenance involve and there is coral and no fish i will like to ask if you can get this done for me before i get back from my deaf school course in California in the next three weeks and i will like the aquarium to be ship to your location from my formal location in Chicago IL because i just relocated Here in this state and i will like you to understand that the tanks will be with you for some period of time for me to face my deaf course okay and i will like you to get the sizes of the tanks and they are four (180 Gallon 72" x 24" x 25") (150 gallon 72" x 18" x 28") (90 gallon 48" x 18" x 24") (75 gallon 48" x 18" x 21") and if possible you don t have a space kindly do the maintenance and look for storage for me and i do the payment for that as well, and i will like you to get back to me with the maintenance charges and your location address were the shipping courier will be sending them to from Chicago IL to your location okay Thanks