Phone call

[Fade]

We got a phone call from my youngests preschool today. They said we needed to come get him because he shoved a rock up his nose and he wouldnt calm down for them to get it out.:lol:

What is the craziest phone call you have ever gotten?

 

[Letmegrow]

My 11 yr old brother was sent home today from school for trying to strongarm kids into giving him money. He says he was just the muscle not the brains...

Craziest.....
My other brother set himself of fire.... maybe that one.

The worst was July 21st 2007, notification of a car accident.

 

[HOC]

Did the tell him to plug the other side and blow? I know it works when they shove a Polly Pocket shoe up there

 

[ronamyboxer]

Why do John's sons have Polly Pockets??????

 

[smoothdog]

I got a call from my wife on Sunday because one of my 6 year old twin boys decided that he was Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and took a flying leap off a stool onto his brothers head and knocked 2 of his teeth loose and there was blood everywhere.:bounce1:

 

[rams]

4 boys 9 and under = no funny phone calls... but I'll will be sure to let you know. Now the stuff that comes outta their mouth. Thats classic.

 

[zt444a]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14371857#post14371857 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by smoothdog
I got a call from my wife on Sunday because one of my 6 year old twin boys decided that he was Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and took a flying leap off a stool onto his brothers head and knocked 2 of his teeth loose and there was blood everywhere.:bounce1:

Superfly?!? You are old school....

Jimmy was Da King!!!

 

[smoothdog]

Jimmy invented the top rope!

 

[Fade]

I dont know how they got it out. It was a rock not a polly pocket shoe.

 

[smoothdog]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14372201#post14372201 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Fade
I dont know how they got it out. It was a rock not a polly pocket shoe.

One of my friend's kids got a button stuck up his nose and he couldn't get it out so the doctor at the emergency room used one of those respirator bags used for CPR and only put it over his mouth and squeezed it when he was breathing out and the button shot out of his nose.

 

[rams]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14372201#post14372201 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Fade
I dont know how they got it out. It was a rock not a polly pocket shoe.

mine was one of those rubber hot wheel tires. no phone call just the wife yelling with the krap is that. needle nose pliers work great

 

[Letmegrow]

When I was 5 I got a red hot candy stuck up my nose. I was in the back of our families grocery getter with a bloody nose that burned like all get out.

 

[smoothdog]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14375147#post14375147 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Letmegrow
When I was 5 I got a red hot candy stuck up my nose. I was in the back of our families grocery getter with a bloody nose that burned like all get out.

:lolspin: :lolspin: :lolspin:

 

[Letmegrow]

I swear it would be more effective if a police officer could say:

"Sir please calm down, if you don't I will have to stick this red hot up your nose"

Pepper spray doesn't have anything on a dollar store red hot candy.

 

[smoothdog]

Now if you could just figure out a way to dilver it directly to the nostril from 20 ft away you'd be set for life!

 

[zt444a]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14375228#post14375228 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Letmegrow
I swear it would be more effective if a police officer could say:

"Sir please calm down, if you don't I will have to stick this red hot up your nose"

Pepper spray doesn't have anything on a dollar store red hot candy.

Now we know why Letmegrow is the way he is....

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Letmegrow]

I attribute all my problems to women, and lead paint.

 

[trottman]

i stuck a ***** willow up my nose, they had to use those real long hemo's to get it out.

 

[trottman]

i did not know that was a bad word, we will call it a 'cat' willow for safty sake