ReefEze said:
Wow, if that works you could call it the "cratylus method" and be instantly promoted to reef god. :thumbsup:
I dont think the real God would look to kindly on this reef God thing seeing that he is God over everything. you know, just the other day I talking to the real God and he said to me, "you know Paul, i'm God and i am the God over everything." You know sometimes that God can be a pompous jerk, but if you look at it he can be a pompous jerk, because well, hes God. He's also the funniest guy too, not as funny as his son jesus, but he is funny.
jesus, now theres a comedian, hes no margaret cho, but hes hilarious. when you go to a party, you should bring jesus along just for the attention. we were at this kegger and the cops came, jesus was no where to be found so they took the kegs. if jesus was there it would have been like, "oh jesus, these are your friends huh? well have fun and tell your dad we said hi." so jesus come back after the cops leave and turns water into wine. instant party my friends. and the girls. that jesus gets so many chicks and who can blame him. the guy is ripped. jesus has a 6 pack liek no other i tell you.
the only thing about jesus though is hes always performing these stupid miracles. just the other day we were going to the club and jesus stops to heal this leper. i was like "yo jesus, they're gonna close the VIP list man. hurry up." but nooooo, hes got help the weak. he would be a cool guy if he kept his priorties straight.
with the ginger though. i will be using it on my cow. i'll try anything to get him back up. that would be cool if this was a great cure and you did end up calling it the "cratylus method". i keep trying to get jesus to perform his miracles on my cow but hes always busy getting ready for something called "Rapture". he says its like Y2K so i will be getting water, batteries, flashlights, and some other stuff for my Rapture Kit ready.
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