DMBillies
Active member
...be thankful it isn't beer.
Last night, while sleeping, one of our lovely cats decided to jump up on the shelves behind the kegerator. And I bet you'll never guess what it did when it slipped off??? That's right... turned on the tap.
The result was about 3/4 of a keg (10+ gallons) of Yuengling Lager on the floor. Not only is that the most horrendous case of alcohol abuse I've heard of, but all of the cats were still walking straight this morning... so they didn't even enjoy it for me.
You can't imagine how far 10 gallons of beer will flow on linoleum floors.
Emptied the entire keg and the entire CO2 bottle. And to make matters worse, my Mom is visiting this weekend... which means we need to explain why my kitchen smells like a fraternity house.
And the kicker is that while we had our back door open moving things out of the kitchen and cleaning, a skink slid in through the back door, got attacked by a cat, lost its tail, and scurried under our dishwasher... so now we have a no-tailed lizard in our house. That's when I really decided I needed a beer... which of course I didn't have
Last night, while sleeping, one of our lovely cats decided to jump up on the shelves behind the kegerator. And I bet you'll never guess what it did when it slipped off??? That's right... turned on the tap.
The result was about 3/4 of a keg (10+ gallons) of Yuengling Lager on the floor. Not only is that the most horrendous case of alcohol abuse I've heard of, but all of the cats were still walking straight this morning... so they didn't even enjoy it for me.
You can't imagine how far 10 gallons of beer will flow on linoleum floors.
Emptied the entire keg and the entire CO2 bottle. And to make matters worse, my Mom is visiting this weekend... which means we need to explain why my kitchen smells like a fraternity house.
And the kicker is that while we had our back door open moving things out of the kitchen and cleaning, a skink slid in through the back door, got attacked by a cat, lost its tail, and scurried under our dishwasher... so now we have a no-tailed lizard in our house. That's when I really decided I needed a beer... which of course I didn't have
.... sorry about all your mishaps tho
