toilets and fun

I thought that would be a good eye catching name.

As some of youalll might already no that we R haven a first anualll chilly and spicy wing cook off. If you have a good resipe for something else besides chilly or wings, well than bring it on. Remember turkey day is a commin and we need to start work out the belly.

It would be at my house "down heeer south" to what we like to call the "Weston ranch". 166 Juanita Arnold, MO. 63010, 636-282-0032.

Well I knew you were gunna ask when is it. Well I'm gunna tell ya when it's going to be. It's going to be on Nov the 11th around 5:00 oclock in the pm.

Everyone is invited this includes the misses, mistress or missed dressed, kids and family.

We have real live bucking bronco for the kiddoo's.
Small typing"trampoline".

We will have a peting zoo with a cow and a horse.
small typing"these are dogs, one lab and one great dane".

We are going to have a real outdoor "or maybe indoor weather permitting" shooten range.
Small typing "BB guns will be used, one will be provided and other bb guns can be brought in" nothing over a 50 caliber. No more than 10 pounds of TNT can be used at a time plastic explosives can be used as an alternitive. Owner is not responsible for shooting your eye balls out and they/we/them/reef central/slash are not responsible for anything or anyone in any manner.

Two dart boards will be provided, one soft one hard.

I will get the hot tub up and going by then too.

We have a 215rr tank with basement sump.

Your'e all welcome here to eat even if you don't bring something, we do need somepeople to help judge all the food.

We have a full bar with some music.

We have many restrooms to keep up the demands of the spicy food. "if anyone is from rotorooter they can a beer on me just in case if we would need ya :D".

Last but not least, you can leave your shoes on. Yes, I did say "ON".

Pop rocks and gasoline not included. Light fuse and run away. Don't throw sparks or flames into peoples general direction. If it still reamains to be hard after five hours be sure to talk with one of our in house tech's or seek emergency care. Try hosing it down to get parts apart or use nair for proper removal. The burning sensation should subside in less than 365 days. It could take up to five years to fully cure if not do not discard. please Call for proper disposal information and or just throw it away in the trash and hope for the best. If broke open call the air force for an A bomb launch to your location and stay put untill you see the big bright flash then you are free to move around the cabin and besure to ask the flight attendent to get the picture photo shoped in either with the christmas tree or the world war 2 background . The air masks are above the down town arch. incase of defloation use the box of bricks. If exposed to water please submerse in to H20 for proper cleansing.
 
you can put me down for three and i will judge the chili as well as i just judged last friday at my work with 12 entries in the chili thingee!
 
I can hold alot of people so brings some friends "if you have any". It will go late into the night for thoses who get off late or would just like to hang out and watch the roster squalk.

Cunfusion say "he who brings tequila is a wise man for we have many shot glasses to taste the nature's wrath". I think that's what he said.
 
Yea on such a note I'm off to bed and with good thoughts of great dreams, Shootin, dartin, blowing stuff up and drowning.
 
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