What burns your butt ????
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Frizz
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Kirsten, try getting your belly button pierced. I did & now I keep a hook in it to hold my bra up. Works pretty good :lol:
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12745566#post12745566 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by kirstenk
hmmm....I feel the need to clarify these last eight years.
Every inch of my body has dropped, sagged, wilted, wrinkled and plain 'ol gone downhill.
My entire body (not just my butt) has been known to burn, burn, burn as in FLASHES.
So do you think my menopause is almost over????
YiPEEEeeeeee!!!!!
OK.....so maybe after reading your response it isn't just the menopause? :smokin:
JMCAquarium
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:MEN:
You know what burns my butt:
I was at the movies today went into the little boys room to tinkle. The little privacy walls between the urinals were so close ( couldn't fit betwen them) you had to stand sideways and then you have those places that don't have the walls at all and they are so close together your touching the other guy........
You know what burns my butt:
I was at the movies today went into the little boys room to tinkle. The little privacy walls between the urinals were so close ( couldn't fit betwen them) you had to stand sideways and then you have those places that don't have the walls at all and they are so close together your touching the other guy........
JMCAquarium
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Oh this was a good one from way back...RISE FROM THE DEAD
usefulidiot213
Bryan H.
I loved the rant about Drivers in Surprise.. it's 4 years later, and nothing has changed. Still awful..
JMCAquarium
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This was a fun read!
Nothing burns my butt, I am totally at peace with the whole world and all the things in it; I'm also a compulsive liar.
I was already typing a smart *** remark before i got half way through your sentence....then i saw it. lol:clown:
GustavoAZ
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Yup, not much but I have learned to use the f word in about several dozen more ways.
Living in Surprise...
People bring the entire family to the grocery store and make the lines look ten times longer than they have to.
We all for some reason want the same things from the grocery store, they are almost always out of the things you want but have full shelves of the things you don't.
Pretty much a part of Sun City so we have to deal the old people driving slow in every lane. I have no idea why we even have speed limit signs, no body ever does exactly the speed limit unless a cop is around.
The old people are getting older and thus I have to hear the Ambulance once a night.
A good place to raise a family, not good place for a single guy to find a date. Pretty much every woman is either Old, married or in Highschool.
If there is a wreck anywhere near bell and the 303 and you live west of it, you not getting home in under an hour. Note to self, don't stop at the store and buy ice cream before you get home, or keep a spoon in the car.
Places to buy clothing.... target, walmart, kohls, so... yeah.. nowhere.
Places to eat... chain or..... really fancy fufu place that has apple slices on burgers and frys that come in a cup.
Freaking epic plagues of insects, one year it was crickets, then roaches, then scorpions now termites. I was here seven years before I saw a pigeon or a stray cat. Now they are everywhere.
Two water bills, from Two different companies.
...NO LFS! what was I thinking when I moved here. ughhhhh
Azreefer77
In Memoriam
All I'm saying is slow down going thru my kids school zone and quit passing, "No Passing" are the biggest words on the sign.
Azreefer77
In Memoriam
For the record, I learned to drive in Seattle. CA & AZ drivers both suck. And god forbid it rains...... You'd think the apocalypse was here the way some people drive
JMCAquarium
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JMCAquarium
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For the record, I learned to drive in Seattle. CA & AZ drivers both suck. And god forbid it rains...... You'd think the apocalypse was here the way some people drive
I learned to drive late fall in New Hamshire drove for the first time solo just as it started to snow......30 minutes later a white out hit and there i am in my 88 berreta GT all over the f-ing road but everyone kept moving and only few on the side of the road with signals going
last rain storm here (11 years driving with a perfect record) i almost wreck my truck twice going to work 15 miles away on a 4 lane highway becuase people are all over the dam place.
Had a honda civic (before i got to the highway) i swear to god pop his E-brake and go into reverse becuase he was about to over take his driveway ..........thankgod i was like 50 feet behind him i locked it up right up to his bumper and the little **** still missed his turn and ran up onto the sidewalk with me right ontop of him. I swear i touched his bumper.
JMCAquarium
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Still burns my *** when your on an elevator and it stops on your floor and you have to wait for the people pushing you out of the way to get on before you can get off.......now I just walk and if they try to get on i block them so they cant get on muhahahahahahaha (unless they are a cute little old person)
schristi69
Master of Space and Time
Funny thing is, a large majority of the AZ drivers ARE FROM SOME PLACE ELSE. And people...there is no such lane as the "fast lane". Posted speed limits are NOT suggestions....they are LIMITS and there for a reason.
JMCAquarium
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if you want to get technical the "correct speed lane" i guess should have been said. :idea:
Nibrown9
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What part of Peoria...could have been me jk, I wasn't as stupid to do it with someone behind me lol
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another good one
