What's your best sales pitch??

[John Kelly]

!!!ELECTRIC SHINE STAR POLYPS, EXTREMELY RARE!!!!

Disclaimer: Due to variances in the perception of reality, the coral that you recieve may not look like the one that is displayed.
:rollface:

!!!COSMIC STARFIRE PENCIL URCHIN, ULTRA SPECTACULAR!!!

No offers under $2,000 please!
:jester:

 

[GlobaLPimP]

wow...that's all I can say...wow

 

[John Kelly]

CRAZY RARE

CRAZY RARE

THE ONE AND ONLY!!!
!!!!!!EINSTEINS LONG SPINE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER URCHIN!!!!!!!!!!

!!WOW!!

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

 

[Craig Lambert]

John,

I stepped on one of those in Puerto Rico......Let's just say the next 2 days were less than fun.

 

[John Kelly]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8506927#post8506927 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Craig Lambert
John,

I stepped on one of those in Puerto Rico......Let's just say the next 2 days were less than fun.

omg that's scary. I hope your feet are okay . I guess it really is a "People Eater".

 

[leoskee]

I ran, and I mean full speed, into a bed of urchins in Isla Verde, Puerto Rico. It felt like I stepped on a mat of razor blades. My father had to carry me to the car and when we got home he spent well over an hour plucking them out. He had to use a razor to cut an "x" where some went in very deep. My uncle laughed the whole time telling me not to worry because the spine were made of phosphorus and my body needed it.

 

[Phoric]

AND NOW, LIMITED QUANTITIES OF THE RARE, TANK BRED...
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

 

[Crazysps]

I will take 3

 

[John Kelly]

Sweetness!

Squeeze that baby in my nano.

 

[Dubbin1]

I want a frickin' laser beam attached to my head.

 

[PrivateJoker64]

(While Luca Brasi holds a gun to your head)
"I assure you that in one minute's time, either your signature, or your brain will be on this contract!"

 

[ron burgandy]

Just one calorie, not evil enough!!

 

[rich99rich]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8506927#post8506927 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Craig Lambert
John,

I stepped on one of those in Puerto Rico......Let's just say the next 2 days were less than fun.

I heard that surfers pee on their foot when this happens to them. Either that or have a bottle of vinegar handy.

 

[Phoric]

ITS A TRAP!

:lol:

 

[chrisstie]

L@@K R@RE GLOWS IN THE DARK GREAT FOR THE KIDS! JUST ADD WATER

Note: Extreme fake photoshopped aura not included.

 

[Icehockey_whino]

Three kids , One Wife, two dogs.... Free to a good home!!

 

[old salty]

Lime is for beginners, all the pro's use KALK!!

 

[dodgersfan25]

hahah i like the kalk. very euro indeed!

 

[Lev F.]

Looks like you people have yet to see REAL GSP. Now (for a limited time only) frags will be available of:

SUPERMAN GSP!!! OWN THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM! Spread like bunnies. $1200 a polyp. Minimum 10 polyps.

 

[John Kelly]

Unbaleevable!! You must keep that 2 inches from a 10,000 watt bulb to color it up so well .

How's about some of this:
!!JK's SUPER ULTRA RARE AMAZING STAR SPANKLED BANNER GONIOPORA!! Only $1900 (whole colony). Bulletproof hardy too!!