Success! Mock me no more! The manager/owner of Greenwich Aquaria had a couple of size 22 hooks for me, and he also was nice enough to cut me some line.
While I was acclimating I tied up the hook, thawed some food, and found a tiny piece of clam for the hook. I hadn't fed the tank in two days in anticipation of the event.
My wife comes downstairs to remind me of our dinner reservations, and I'm thinking to myself, uggh what have I started! I still need to get acclimating livestock in the tank and this is going to take forever.
2 minutes 30 seconds flat and both damsels were out.
Dropped the line in- Bam! Domino damsel yanked out and flys from the tank onto the carpet. My wife is applauding- half shocked half in awe...Wow.
There was a scary moment where my Magnificent Foxface swallowed the hook whole and started choking. Per the advice of Greenwich Aquaria I relaxed...didn't tug, and I let him "cough" it out. My wife was mortified for a few second because she and I both love the Foxface. I swear he's just like my Chocolate Lab and would hop on my lap and let me scratch him behind the gills if he could.
Get away clowns! The hardest part was getting the other fish to stay away. I grabbed my handy dandy turkey baster and had to give them the business end of it.
Isolated the Behn's Damsel and bam- yanked and flying out through the air onto the floor! Behn's damsel falls smack on the carpet! Ok, ok for a minute I did my whole ya boy, that's what I'm talking about, whooo hoo, in your face dance as I stared down at this fish. I even said that's right you're staying there while I put this hook away! Childish yes I know.
So both Damsels are now residents of my sump. My SaddleBack Clown is also hanging out in there because I moved him from my show fuge in anticipation of having to put the cardinals in the fuge for the time being.
Sufficed to say, I had the most relaxing dinner with my wife after that.
Thanks again for all the great suggestions- especially all the amusing ones!
I now have a school of 8 blue eyed cardinals in place of the damsels.
*Disclaimer- No fish were actually harmed during this nonsense.
Total Count-
Homemade Water Bottle Fish Traps- 4 Damsels
Night Fishing- 1 Damsel
Baited Hook and Line- 2 Damsels