You might be a reefneck

You might be a reefneck if...instead of wax in your ears you get salt creep.

You might be a reefneck if...you're still thinking she'll really wear that thong.
 
you might be a reefneck if.....

you have to plug the vacuum cleaner in the halway because it will trip the breaker in your room.

you ask your parents if you can add a 2nd breaker for your bedroom so you dont have to plug in the vacuum in the halway anymore

if you have to choose between running your halides or your TV
 
if you have ever gotten a credit card in only your name, so your spouse can't track your Paper trail.

If you went to a tradeshow(DR.Foster's) and bought more corals, food and drygoods than any other single visitor there.

the Navy recruiter keeps coming to your house, not for your son, but for the tanks
 
YOu might be a reefneck if the only t-shirts you own have Dr.Fosters, Reef Central, Seachem, Oceanic, or Reef Crystals on them.

your beachtowels are from seachem
 
If you ever showed someone the life (creepy crawlies) in your sand bed, then after they freak out at the bristleworms you remind them that your tank is small and tell them to imagine how big those suckers get in the surf near the BEACH....


HAHAHA..she won't be playing in the surf anymore..lol
 
you might be a reefneck if

The owner of you LFS thanks you for putting their kids through college!

The owner of your LFS can resite your phone numbers, house and cell.

The owner of your LFS uses your tank as the pic on their christmas cards.
 
if you dont want to go to the bathroom while reading this post because you are afraid your kid will touch the mouse and you will lose your place.
 
Man, you guys are good. I love the new additions to this thread in the past 24 hours or so.

And you ladies are painting some pretty good visuals in my mind. Pictures really are required for this reefneck. :D
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6523567#post6523567 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by melev
albanyaquarium,

<img src="/images/welcome.gif" width="500" height="62"><br><b><i><big><big>To Reef Central</b></i></big></big>

Interesting thread that you've selected for your first post. :lol:

He's gonna be trouble...mark my words. And anyone who can pick up chicks in a LFS CANNOT be a reefneck....that's just...not....fair.
 
When you husband asks honey, what is that new scent your wearing and you reply, its french honey, ode to skimmate.

Oh and ditto on the towels thing. BUt my husband wont use the cups now also. Thinks i use them in the tank also. lol.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6524258#post6524258 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by wentreefgirl
When you husband asks honey, what is that new scent your wearing and you reply, its french honey, ode to skimmate.

Oh and ditto on the towels thing. BUt my husband wont use the cups now also. Thinks i use them in the tank also. lol.

hahaha too funny, m husband hates it when i use the turkey basters :D
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4974660#post4974660 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Konadog
If you drive around your neighborhood looking for that undistinguishable blue glow coming from a house,

You might be a reefneck.

lol that is a good one =)
 
Its worse when you use your shot glasses at test bottles. They're just the perfect size to thaw mysis cubes.

I can't believe this thread is back. It's a goodie though!

We relate to the tripping breakers thing around here. I can't vacuum the dining room until after the lights are off in the tank.
 
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