You might be a reefneck

[Chef Reef]

If the inside door to your computer desk has all the local LFS buissness cards taped to it....


You might be a Reefneck

 

[mmn_usn]

If the Nickname they gave you at work has words associated with the hobby....

On the belt buckle from work... "FishTank"

 

[gea0119]

If your credit card holder has 12 slots, only one credit card card and 11 LFS business cards.REALLY it Does

 

[downhillbiker]

if you go to the health food/vitamin store to purchase vitamins for a homemade coral food, and none for you.

 

[gea0119]

If you bump this thread. I'm reading replies to see if I my symptoms are just as bad.

 

[IslandCrow]

If while moving your fish tank back from your brother's house, you don't realize until just before you're about to drive off that you forgot to make room for any of your luggage.

 

[Aj Flip]

if you got a 60 average in high school because you were drawing up plumbing diagrams for your coral prop and clownfish breeding

 

[Bebo77]

when its 103 outside you cant afford to run the ac for the house but your fish are swimming in 77 degree temp water thanks to 5 fans and a chiller....

 

[Nanz]

You might be a reefneck when people see you buying Vinegar, Vodka and Sugar at the same time at the grocery store. The looks I got from people at the store was priceless, hehe

 

[AngeloM3]

You might be a reefneck if....

When you move into a new apartment and call your new downstairs neighbors for the first time... just to ask them which way the support beams run on their roof (your floor).

 

[daleKW]

I love this thread.. everybody here has some reefneck in them lol

 

[r-balljunkie]

............half your tools are rusty in your garage.

 

[sam11909]

You might be a reefneck...

if you constantly use your tank for example when answering questions in your marine biology class.

 

[sam11909]

These are some of my favorites so far because I've done them all!

If you drive around your neighborhood looking for that undistinguishable blue glow coming from a house,

You might be a reefneck.


You might be a reefneck...

...if your parents gave you a choice between a large reef and a car, and you chose to set up the reef.


The words "nemo" and "dori' are considered worse than the "F" word....


If you have been asked (true story) to lecture on corals in your biology class...


If you have gone through biology textbooks with a pen to make corrections in the marine sections...


If you're proud of the sight and smell of your skimmate....
you might be a reefneck.


If you plan your vacations based on the locations of MACNA conferences, you might be a reefneck.


If you tackled your wife (mom) before she could spray that can of lysol

 

[Sheol]

.....You might be a Reefneck if:

The LFS calls you on the phone just because you didn't show up 5 days a week, worried about your health!
You go to the LFS running a 104 F fever becaus this is a day new corals arrive for their stocking tanks. ( I think I lost a BUNCH on this one! LOL)

Matthew

 

[down and outman]

You might be a reefneck if... (True Stuff)

The first thing you think about when looking at a new house is where the tank and plumbing goes..

You block out one day of your move just for the reef...

You run tests on the well water to see how it'll affect the RO/DI...

You left a little room for the TV in the family room next to the reef...

The first person you invite to the new house is a fellow reefer...

Your brother-in-law jokes about fishing in your reef every sunday at dinner...

You love the blank stare of the guy at the hardware store when you try to explain what your trying to plumb...

 

[luther1200]

If you had a dream 1 night that you were re-aquascaping your tank. (no joke)

 

[daleKW]

You might be a reefneck if... (True Stuff)

You love the blank stare of the guy at the hardware store when you try to explain what your trying to plumb...

LOL.. I remember the first time I was looking for some bulkheads locally (small town) and when I was explaining to the guy I was gonna cut holes in my aquarium he says " Well aint it suppose to hold water " ... I almost died laughing the expression on his face was classic.

 

[woowoodengy]

if you bring home your 90gal tank from storage after 2 years and say i think i should go a little bigger than go out and buy a 260gal tank.

 

[Sheol]

You might be a Reefneck if:

You no longer have erotic dreams, but mumble about your Reeftank in your sleep..

Matthew