You might be a reefneck

kbmdale

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You might be a reefneck

If your living room has more plumbing than your kitchen, bathroom, and laundry room combined..



And go lets here em folks:bum: :rollface:
 
you might be a reefneck

you might be a reefneck

if your fish drink and bathe in cleaner water than you do..
 
You might be a reefneck

If your wife ask you for a 100 dollor rock and you take her to the LFS instead of a jewelry store...
 
If the electric company has ever called you and asked if you would like a substation put in your backyard.....

You might be a reefneck.
 
If your best friend calls you up and tells you they have crabs and you respond with "are they reef safe"....

You might be a reefneck
 
If your wife wont sleep with you because you "smell like salt and stinky stuff, Go sleep on the couch" (direct qoute from my wife, no kidding)
 
If you have ever asked your Tax preparer if fish supplies can be included as child support!!!!

You might be a reefneck
 
You might be a reefneck if...

...you find it fun to use a flashlight to look at the "little squigly things" in the tank at 3am in the morning.

...you would pay a small fortune for "ugly" rocks.
 
If you carry a picture of your reef tank in your wallet...
Then you might be a reefneck
 
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you might be a reefneck.......

if your living room is starting to look like like a pet store because of all the tanks you have set up
 
ahhhhhhhhhhh yahhhhhhhhhhhh here we go
ya'll might be a reefneck if ya-
1. have salt creep on your fore-arms
2.you look at tanks w/ out holes in them as a waste of money
3.ya got no pickles of any sort- but ya got 20 pickle buckets laying around
4.you take back bottles and cans the day after your fav. shop gets its shipment
5.every vessel you see has some magical reef use
6.you are dreaming about pvc
7.you always ask what discount the help may get at the store you are in(future partime job?)
8.you have many tanks-not even set up
9.if you pick out random people and ask them if "they are into reefs?"-just in case
10.you canstantly are checking the sales and trade forums to make sur eyou get first whack at that new equip. for sale
11.you stand at the bottom of an offramp with a sign that says "will work for acropora"
 
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