You might be a reefneck

if you've ever gone into a LFS and pointed out the problems in their display, you might be a reefneck.

i'm serious, i have done this ;)
 
If you have five tanks and one display, you might be a reefneck.

If you cut the lights in your house so you can power your tank you might be a reefneck

if you quarantine live rock in your bathtub, you might be a reefneck.

if you taste your water after testing the specific gravity then you might be a reefneck

If you watch your tank in your underwear at 1am in the morning then you might be a reefneck.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7828339#post7828339 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by scaryperson27
If you watch your tank in your underwear at 1am in the morning then you might be a reefneck.

How did you know?!
 
You pay more attention to the amount of salt in your fishtank water, than you do the food you eat...you moght be a reefneck....
 
If you spent 8 mos of your life building a stand and cabinet with sump, auto top off and fuge, all self contained within a 14 foot long cabinet made of solid oak, learned a lot of new skills to complete this monstrosity, and put two 4 foot long formal bookcases on either side to make it pleasing to the wife.
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WOW... NICE tank there you reefneck...lol

Couldn't you have just told her its not whats on the outside that counts, is all the love within....LOL
 
you have 4 dedicated breakers in your breaker box just for the tank
1 lights
1 return pump
1 in tank pumps
1 refugium/skimmer

and you can control it all from your laptop
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4982298#post4982298 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by gatohoser
If you've ever taken a Ford F-350 with a bed full of buckets and rubbermaid containers to a water store....you may be a reefneck.

If you ever dream about living on a tropical island....... and think about how good of a fish tank you could set up...you may be a reefneck.

Lived on Guam for 2 yrs....not sure I can afford to setup a tank like I had there....
 
When you take your 5 and 9 year old kids with you to the LFS and they correct other patrons as to what things are really called, you might be...

When your 5 and 9 year old daughters are truly concerned if all your water parameters are good,...

When you spend time at work surfing reef sites instead of porn sites,...

While in St. Thomas, you spend an hour on the phone with your sister-in-law, making sure your tank is ok and trying to instruct her on resetting your dosing pump,...

If you talk about your tank so much, your wife now understands the "lingo"...

You've talked about your tank so much your wife has been caught using the "lingo"...
 
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