When you take your 5 and 9 year old kids with you to the LFS and they correct other patrons as to what things are really called, you might be...
When your 5 and 9 year old daughters are truly concerned if all your water parameters are good,...
When you spend time at work surfing reef sites instead of porn sites,...
While in St. Thomas, you spend an hour on the phone with your sister-in-law, making sure your tank is ok and trying to instruct her on resetting your dosing pump,...
If you talk about your tank so much, your wife now understands the "lingo"...
You've talked about your tank so much your wife has been caught using the "lingo"...