You might be a reefneck

[down and outman]

If you return as many xmas and birthday presents as possible to Walmart to get coral money...

...you might be a reefneck!

 

[down and outman]

If you hurry thru your water tests at work so you can test your saltwater in the Hach DR4000...

...you might be a reefneck!

 

[down and outman]

I almost fell out of my chair reading some of these!

 

[Phishwater]

This one almost made me blow my drink through my nose!!!

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11544968#post11544968 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by reeformadness
If you don't mind showing your tang on the internet for free.

You might be a reefneck

 

[kar93]

When you stay off work because your "sick"....

You might be a reefneck

 

[BigEasyReef]

If your standing in Home Depot with a cart loaded down with PVC pipe, fittings, & glue and a stranger comes up to you and says" Hey, your a plumber right, can you answer a question for me ?"

 

[rbursek]

You know when you stay up half the night watching the tank with the red LED"s and your trial head mount light on Red mode.
When setting up your system you make 6 trips to HD in one day for those fiitings that you where short on when you thought you bought all that you needed on the first trip.

 

[Bebo77]

bump

 

[downhillbiker]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4973831#post4973831 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by joeychitwood
If you've ever had visitors to your home smell your skimmate.

haha did that last week for the first time. didnt seem that weird till now.

 

[downhillbiker]

you buy an underwater digital camera to take pictures of your tank:

 

[gea0119]

When your boyfriend wants to take you to a nice seafood restaurant(Kings Fish Calabasas, Ca. or Yamashiro Hollywood Ca.) and you tell him NO. Take me to the LFS.I'd rather spend money on a real fish.Fish last longer in the tank than in my belly.

 

[gea0119]

If you threw out all the stuff in your PUBLIC STORAGE space that you have kept for years just so you could save $75 a month and spend it better on fish.

 

[gea0119]

If your first stop after getting your government stimulus check was the LFS you might be a reefneck.

 

[Bebo77]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12586381#post12586381 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by gea0119
If your first stop after getting your government stimulus check was the LFS you might be a reefneck.

amen to that one...:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tush]

you might be a reefneck if....
you walk into the gourmet grocery seafood section and the butcher asks you 'what are the fish having for dinner this week?'
(true story)

 

[sjj80]

You might be a reefneck...

If your neighbors suspect you're running a meth lab from all the buckets in your garage and backyard, as well as dumping those buckets at 3 a.m. because of an emergency, and the bright "blacklight" that shines through your living room window.

 

[tbar]

You might be a reefneck...

If you go to the new car dealership with no intention of buying a car. You just want to check out the tank you saw in their TV commercial.

 

[gea0119]

bump

 

[ReefEnabler]

when you make another last minute stop at lowes for some forgotten plumbing fittings, the resident plumbing expert tells you "man, if I see you in here one more time I'm going to have to put a red vest on you"

 

[Chef Reef]

LMAO...

"if you are still on rc at 4am and have to wake up for work at 7am"

Its 4:31am now. i have to be up at 7..



"The words "nemo" and "dori' are considered worse than the "F" word.... "

Man even when a 3 year old says "Hey mom, It's Nemo!! in an LFS... man that just Irks me to know end. you should hear my wife telling me to shut up when im cussing under my breath...