You might be a reefneck

[gath2]

If you don't get out enough to use your new digital camera to take pictures of something other than your reef tank...

If you have to sit on salt bucks because you spent all your money on your tank instead of buying furniture...

If every time you go to someone's house you tell them house nice an in the wall tank would look...

If you just spent the last hour reading this thread...

you might be a reefneck

 

[DC321]

If you already saw the entire Melev's 280 thread
If the LFS call you before they order
If they call you when the delivery is coming from the airport
If you have purchased coral that hasn't even made it into the LFS tanks yet
If you have ordered from Savko, McMaster, and gone to HD and Loews all in the same day
If you finally upgraded to that bigger skimmer, and before it is even dialed in, you are shopping for the next bigger skimmer

 

[Jcohen9999]

You might be a reefneck if your first words to the nurse after the anesthesia wears off (after shoulder surgery) are....

Hey I have one of those at home...do you have any spare drip sets you can spare? (said through very groggy lips while ignoring the wife who waited over 5 hours for you to go through surgery and wake up - and totally true).

-or-

You might be a reefneck if you spend more time in the bathroom now then when you were a teenager and you're not heeding natures call...well at least not in the normal bathroom sense.*

*this makes more sense if you check out where my tank is installed

 

[Mufasafish]

...if you have a tank in your bathroom...then you might be...no scratch that...you are a reefneck!!

 

[bonesnreb]

well at least there is pleanty to watch while your using the potty

 

[reefmaint]

if you have 6 dedicated lines runing to a fish room that isnt even finished yet.. you might be a reefneck


( i need more power so far 5 15 amp lines ans 1 20 amp line

 

[nigle]

Oi!

As you are reading all these silly posts you wish that your avatar was like Jcohen9999s

Cheers!
nigle
!~!

 

[shawnaus17]

Who might be a reefneck when

you know what going sexual isn't what happens in the bedroom

 

[Jcohen9999]

Oi!

As you are reading all these silly posts you wish that your avatar was like Jcohen9999s

Cheers!
nigle
!~!

Wow....I'm speechless.

 

[Tahoe Ocean]

If you just read all 9 pages of this thread and can relate to virtually all the posts, you might be a reefneck.

If you can run chemistry tests faster than the lab at the local hospital.
If you have an epi-pen because you're allergic to your pets but won't give them up.

You might be a reefneck.

 

[nigle]

Wow....I'm speechless.

Oi!

And quoting a quoted post at 11:34 P.M. on RC when you are suppose to be in bed starving for a blood test at 8 A.M. the next day....then you just might be a .........

Cheers!
nigle
!~!

P.S. Well it is a very nice avatar
n

 

[crpeck]

If you desperately need some net material to cover the rig you've built from a liter coke bottle to protect a coral that is being picked at by shrimp ... and you run to the closet and whack 6 inches off of your wedding veil ......

you might be a reefneck.

 

[gatohoser]

No way...did you actually do that? That is the worst of all the ones I've heard.

 

[melev]

If you take the eggcrate out of your suspended kitchen lighting because your tank needs it more, you might be a reefneck.

 

[crpeck]

I did. How sick is that?

Well its been in there for 18 years doing nothing and the netting is replaceable ....... I didn't hurt the cap.

The shrimp were pulling hunks off of an open brain (trachyphyllia) and exposing open skeleton. I couldn't stand it. It was one of those moments where ya just gotta do what you haffta do.

Maybe my daughter will be shorter than I am.

 

[gatohoser]

Haha that is true reef love.

 

[PSEUDOREEFER]

If you post at 4:30 am (and it's not because you woke up early)...

 

[TeakieBarber]

You've switched all your credit card & banking statements to paperless and use online billing, so hubby won't know how much you've been spending.

Teakie

 

[modemfox]

If you've ever decided to run out of gas and walk to work and not pay your car insurance so you could get some salt and another coral...
You might be.........
me, uh... a reefneck.

 

[modemfox]

If you fell asleep watching a movie with computers in it, heard the word "crash" woke up and ran to the tank to test the PH and other things!!!