You might be a reefneck

[delor]

If you spend more time cleaning your tank than you do cleaning your house....

 

[Craig16]

If you spend more time cleaning your tank than you do cleaning your house....

Add on......you would rather clean your tank than clean your house....have you seen what comes out of your skimmer :eek1:

 

[tmplge]

If you have just spent the last 2.5 hours reading ever single post on here and being able to relate to most (I dont mind walking in waves )

If your gf who used to call a false perc nemo now corrects people at the LFS.

When the LFS ask your gf to tell you to oreder more snails for him

When the LFS asks you for advice

When your at work (like me) and youve spent 5 of your last 5.5 hours on this site :-D

hehehe...I wish I was Homer!

 

[saltymight]

i thought about it but then i started thinking how could i controll salinity durring rain storms

Not the orginal quoter but my idea was to have a indoor pool with half glass. Then in the basement you could view the pool/tank.

 

[kbmdale]

If you spend more time and thought on preparing your tanks diner than your own


You might be a reefneck....lol

 

[Tahoe Ocean]

If you've said the words "Hey buddy, I dare you to drink some skimmate!" or "Hey buddy, for $20 I'll drink this here cup of skimmate!"...you might be a reefneck.

 

[jroppel]

You may be a reefneck if....

your parents give you the stand and hood for you 180 as a wedding gift...

my wife made me add this one

 

[Tahoe Ocean]

Did you register at the sponsors of RC? Too bad they don't have a gift registery, I'd have a list and email it to all my friends and family.

I might be a reefneck.

 

[Agu]

...if when you're relocating halfway across the country you want to sell all the furniture and three cars but want to keep all the reef stuff.

.....if when the Mrs says "No", your reef stuff (corals and equipment) nets more than all the furniture and three cars combined.

It happened ,

Agu

 

[astronaut]

you've paid 50 bucks for a rock you cant smoke. a smoking shroom means a corralimorphian spawning. your tank has more gallons than pounds you weigh.

 

[bpd964]

if your wife screams and you run and check the tank first....

 

[delor]

If you use the bath tub filled with water to work on/check/clean pumps and filters....

 

[SeanT]

You might be a reefneck if...

You have 5 different vendors programmed into your cell phone.

(I do ).

And you are certainly a reefneck if 2, or more, of them know who you are by your voice.

(Once again... )

 

[kbmdale]

If you wife calls you into the bedroom from the other room saying she has a surprise for you, and you walk straight in the bedroom and over to the tank looking for the surprise. She Huffs, you turn around to find her half necked(lol) in some new LINGERIE...then it hits you.....You might be a reefneck



lol

 

[hookedonreefs]

If you ever walked out of the grocery store only buying ONE shrimp to try to catch a bristle worm.

You might be a reefneck if..

you walked out of the grocery store having bought only one scallop (as a treat for your anemone)

 

[hookedonreefs]

You've switched all your credit card & banking statements to paperless and use online billing, so hubby won't know how much you've been spending.

Teakie

Hadn't thought of that! I know what I'll be doing after I get off RC - okay, IF if get off RC. Maybe I'm a Reefneck

 

[Someone]

just about everybody that knows you thinks your nuts and have some serious issues because you talk about your tank so often, you might be a Reefneck

 

[new2u]

You might be a reefneck if your LFS escorts you around the store and knows all your favorites by heart.

Youve worry about your tank soo much while your gone on vacation that you pay some one 60 bucks to come and look at it a couple times while you pay the neighboorhood kid 20 bucks to take care of the other 10 animals

(All true, frank (ownder of lFS) sold me 100 bucks of fish and coral yesterday :jester

 

[kenny77]

you wish everybody in your job had a tank so you tank talk abuot reefkeeping all day.

 

[incapearl]

...if you get excited that your wife acutally agreed to go to the LFS with you, then hoping that while she is there that the Reef Gods will strike her in to loving what you do!

Ian