You might be a reefneck

[tomterreefic]

You might be a redneck if...

You've come up with the same reasons as everyone else has so far.

I you consider dating the LFS owners daughter in order to get a "family" discount.

I'm kidding, I swear!:lol:

 

[LeftCoast]

You might be a reefneck if you'd sell yourself for frags.

 

[wentreefgirl]

lol

 

[kbmdale]

If you have ever stuck your scuba mask on when noone was looking and put you face in your tank just because you had to know what your tank looked like underwater.......You might be a reefneck



If you were caught doing by your spouse and they said " I wanna see"......then chances are they are a reefneck too....lol

 

[davew]

You might be a reef neck if the AC is set to 64 and you always wear a winter coat just to avoid buying that chiller

Hahahaha, I'm sorry to say that this is true for me, I keep my house at 70 so the tank stays at 79. All my friends complain about how cold it is when they come over.

 

[davew]

If you have ever stuck your scuba mask on when noone was looking and put you face in your tank just because you had to know what your tank looked like underwater.......You might be a reefneck



If you were caught doing by your spouse and they said " I wanna see"......then chances are they are a reefneck too....lol

While not quite the same, I did build a little acrylic floating view-panel to sit on the surface of my tank so I can look down whenever I want.

Also, you might be a reefneck if you get extra roomates so you can split your lighting and tank electricity costs with someone else. "No....not sure why this house costs so much to heat....really!!"

 

[kbmdale]

If you Can accurately within a degree tell the tempature of water with your finger......You might be a reefneck

 

[BTTRFLYGRL]

If you would rather sleep by your tank than with your spouse, you might be a reefneck

If your idea of a fun date includes R.C, Beer and a trip to the lfs to see the new goodies that just came in, you might be a reefneck

 

[BTTRFLYGRL]

If your town has a water crises and you conserve water by limiting yourself and family to biweekly showers so you can continue routine tank maintanance, you might be a reefneck, a stinky one.... and no this is not me!!!

 

[astronaut]

most of these apply to you. you're 13 years old, and give advice to adult reefers. D)

 

[Worldwithin]

Yah, you know it's bad when your father works at the local police department and a file runs across his desk about "suspicious activity". When he looks into the file, he shakes his head, and promptly closes it with the description of... That's my son, he has a saltwater reef tank.

:fish1:

 

[Mr. Ugly]

"If you had to move your TV because the glare from your tank disrupted the picture . . . . ."
I actually took the TV out of my living room because of this. KBMdale can witness there is not one in the room!

You might be a reefneck if:

...you got rid of the livingroom TV so you could use the space for a bigger tank. (guilty)

...you tried to hook your little nephew by giving him an aiptasia rock. "Yes really, that rock is alive! Plus there are cool anemones on it! Nah, they won't die(ever)"

 

[kbmdale]

One last shameless bump..

 

[Jamesurq]

If you're walking down the tupperware isle at Walmart and all you can think of is how many fuges you could make....... you might be a reefneck...

 

[kbmdale]

lol.....You follow me through walmart....

 

[bigbenji]

If you enjoy the smell of garlic with fish food, but just can't eat anything with garlic on it anymore.........................................

 

[Deuce67]

When your "In case of emergency" card in your wallet or purse has a point of contact name of a fellow reefer buddy instead of your spouse or relative.........

 

[Deuce67]

When coffee spews out of your nose from laughing at the thread and your wife says whats up. You point at the screen and she says "I dont get it"........

 

[Saltz Creep]

You might be a reefneck...

You might be a reefneck...

if you have given up your precious stapler to play with your
desktop nano as a means of avoiding work.

 

[kbmdale]

lol...i love that movie