You might be a reefneck

Your drove your shrink crazy....

Shrink- what do you think of when you hear these words...

Shrink- retro
You- fit
Shrink- love
You- reef
Shrink- reefer?
you- maddness

Shrink- well alrighty then Now what do you see?

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Me- a fish

Shrink- ok interesting.... what about this one?

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me- two tangs swimming next to each other

Shrink- and let me guess this one a fish?

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me- no actually a frogspawn with some macro algea in the back ground.

Shrink- alright get out you are completly crazy! :mad2:

scary thing is thats actually the stuff I thought of :eek1: :eek1: :eek1:
 
If you got mad when your friend invited you to thier reefer meeting and found ONLY a room full of smoke, no tanks!!!!!
You might be a reefneck :)
 
- If you spend more time researching and learning about reef tanks than you did on any subject all 12 years of school, you might be a reefneck.


Oh I am SOOOO guilty of that one!
:rollface:
 
you visit your grandfather in the hospital only so you can take power syringes of the supply cart to feed all of your coarl and sell the to friends.
 
If you cleaned your glass today, and yesterday, and the day before that, but your wife has to ask you, "when is the last time you cleaned the cat box?"... you might be a reefneck.
 
You might be a reefneck if you have 1 tank in your house that works and 3 on the porch that you plan on fiddling with when you get a chance to make the ulti-reef. (not me I keep my tanks in the basement :D )
 
If your glowing deep dark tan is from your new 1000w MH system you just installed.

**dang, just realized this one was done.
 
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If you spent over $200.00 on a RO/DI Unit to rid the impurities from your fishes water, yet you've been spending the last 18 years of your life drinking tap water because you refuse to spend $1.00 on a bottle of water... you might be a reefneck.


(Not a true story, but, I'm sure it applies to someone)
 
You might be a reefneck if

1. You tell your kids they have to sleep on the couch from now on because their room is now the fishroom.

2. Your guest bathroom toliet is now plumbed as a refugium loaded with macro algae.

3. Your guest bathroom tub and sliding glass doors have become your new 2000 gallon reef tank.

4. You charge admission to vistors wishing to see your tank to help pay the high electric bill.

5. If you cut a hole in your wall for direct sunlight to the tank.

6. If you sold your car to pay for that huge upgrade and your new skateboard.

yepp you might be a reefneck!!!!!!!
 
Dharms, if your keychain is made of locline, AND your mousepad features a frogfish sitting on frogspawn, THEN you might be a reefneck. :)
 
You know RC goes offline at 4:30am for backups and have to wait till 5:00am to complete a deal on live rock you might be a reefneck
 
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