You might be a reefneck

If you look at the monthly statement from your 9 year daughters college fund and think "Damn... I could build that 180"...

you might be a reefneck
 
If, after major flood damage to the apartment below you, you were faced with a choice of removing your reef or litigation and you called your lawyer....

(P.S. they backed off...)
 
If you come running in panic out of the bathroom because all of a sudden you heard lots of water running, only to realize it was your Aquarium screen saver on full volume.....

you might be a reefneck.
 
If you put blinking lights around the canopy of your tank and your wife says, "No, I said Christmas WREATH"....

you might be a reefneck.
 
see my signature vvvv


you might be a reefneck if 90G250WMH4X36WPCDSBSPSLPS130#LR2700GPH gives you a clear picture in your mind of an aquarium.
 
jthnhale said:
these are all great, but that one nails it :lol:

Reminds of the scene in deuce bigalow male gigolo. Poors bottled water into his fish tank, gets brown nasty tap water to drink.
 
You might be a reef neck if

YOU ever got so tore up about the BB/DSB debate that you got banned....



LOL



I take it the silence is from the banned reef neckers
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4973541#post4973541 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by GregM779
You might be a reefneck

If you skip lunch for a week to buy a new coral

I must be a redneck...
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6371938#post6371938 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by boomsticks
My protien skimmer broke when I took a poop in my tank


Whats that have to do with anything>?
 
If you come home from the fresh grocery with a beautiful seafood medley for your tank and hot dogs for the kids ...
 
Back
Top