You might be a reefneck

..if you have ever used a 5 gallon water jug to help your keg fit in the fridge.
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If you started your first tank while you were pregnant and told everyone around you it will make the baby smarter!!! And then thought about registering at the LFS for your baby shower!!
 
If, while shooting heroin, you stop and move to another room for fear that some of the smoke from cooking will somehow mix into the tank water and kill everything.

If you've caught yourself rolling up your dried hair algae for a smoke.

While drunk, if you've thought that you could successfully snorkel in your tank, and then gone and actually tried it.

Oh, wait, this is becoming more of a "You know you're a alcoholic/drug addict" post than it is a reefing post. Oh well.
 
If you have ever realized you've missed an entire show on tv because you've been staring at a fishless tank for a half hour...

You might be a reefneck.
 
If you see your first pod in a new tank and start dancing.

If you live more than 100 miles from the ocean and own a scuba mask (for underwater viewing)
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4974898#post4974898 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by MR clown
if you ever thought about making a swimming pool into a giant tank, you might be a reef neck.

I actually commented once that a public pool just looked wrong without fish in it. :D

Phil
 
If when you think about yourself dead, you worry more about the welfare of your reef than anything else...........
 
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