You might be a reefneck

[afelder]

that would be me

 

[poppin_fresh]

alright one more time...

You might be a reefneck if your Proctologist tells you that you have polyps and you get excited.

 

[five.five-six]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4973702#post4973702 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Carman34L
If your wife wont sleep with you because you "smell like salt and stinky stuff, Go sleep on the couch" (direct qoute from my wife, no kidding)

shhh don't tell her... with my moonlights on I get to drift off to sleep looking at my tank

 

[five.five-six]

if you can measure nitrate and alkalinity with any accuracy at all .... by taste, You might be a reefneck

 

[asmodeus]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP opps wrong board



SORRY:lol:

 

[Runfrumu]

if you count your coppods. (naming is optional)

 

[Kannin]

If your 4 year old daughter comes to you complaining that her brother sprayed Windex in her eyes... and you ask if they were near the fish tank when it happened?

You might be a reefneck.

 

[Twz]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=4982511#post4982511 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by ohioreef
These are too funny!! Scary thing is that I see myself in a LOT of them. :lol:

 

[sonofstarstamps]

......when the $4000 baby bonus (aussie readers understand) somehow miraculously transformed it self into a AP1004 with SCH........

......or you know what Ap1004 and SCH mean..

RA Reefneck anonymous member-

Hi Im Frankie and Ive been a reefneck for ........:smokin:

Cheers,
Frankie

Going to the hospital with my wife as she has just gone into labour, had to respond to this post first though.

 

[Alaska_Phil]

You hang a spare Actinic light in the front window...just to make the neighbors wonder...

You've answered yes to more than half of these posts.

 

[sonofstarstamps]

..........if when your wife tells you shes going into labour and rings the hospital to let them know you on your way you scream in the back ground "honey, ask them if they have internet access" just so you can browse marine forums while she gives birth.


........when the above question is the most meaningful conversation you have had with your partner since entering the hobby (addiction)..........

I really need to drive her to the hospital all.
Cheers,
Frankie

 

[Nicholas89]

when you quit your job to work at a LFS...

(hey, I'm only 18)

 

[treny]

when you tell a freind you are cooking rock in your basement and they think your a drug dealer..

 

[kgouso]

You might be a reefneck if....

You might be a reefneck if....

You refer to the plumbing deptartment at HD as the "Fish Department"

 

[reeformadness]

If you don't mind showing your tang on the internet for free.

You might be a reefneck

 

[crb]

if you stop fly casting to huge rolling tarpon cuz you see an urchin on a jetty rock youve got to have

 

[ninjamini]

You might be a reefneck if:

You wife has been asking for months for you to change the bulb in the closet, But you change your tank bulbs every 6 months so that the par does not shift.

 

[jlyles]

If your reef tank cost more than your truck...

 

[rbursek]

Great thread! I did not know how many Lady reefers where out there until I read this. Great for you Ladies, you got the same fiscial problems as allot of men. I am single so do not have to awnser to anybody but my accountant! I will post my stuff tommorrow, I dose myself with Vodka not my tank, OH poo, I read all 33 pages of this and missed AMR Gladiator!!!!!!!! POO, just can not believe all the LFS stories, mine are terrrible here in Milwaukee, WI, do everthing from Dr.F&S.
Bob

 

[beaglelax]

not reading 31 pages

but u might be a reefneck if you bought a more fuel effiecent car so that less money on gas means more moeny for your tank (somewhat true)