Zoanthid Trades

[Reef Junkie]

Jov, Kam, women... :lol:
OK jk, please don't all jump on me, wait, on second thought...

Karen, your sarcasm is duely noted and will be accounted for shortly.:hmm6:

I didn't have "the" reef girl, but I had the bombshell girlfriend that every guy and girl wants. It was fun, but you would've laughed if you saw my reef.:lmao:

 

[Azurel]

All right....I'm gonna have to unsubscribe to this thread if I keep getting e-mail alerts about hot CHICKS & reefs. Your all gonna get me into trouble with the wife. I told her this was strickly a marine hobby site........lol

 

[Reef Junkie]

Are you kidding!? When I was single, I used to use my reef tank to seduce my victims, eh hem, I mean potential girlfriends into, well, you know...
It always worked like a charm. I even knew a couple of guys I let borrow my pad use the same tactics (seduce women, not each other eww.), it worked everytime.

The tank is very relaxing, which gets your targets' guard down.
Like putty in your hands once you start describing the inhabitants.

***CAUTION*** Being too descriptive will relax the intended target too much and put them to sleep. Keep the conversation interesting and don't wait too long to strike!

This is just one excerpt from my book. "Players Guide to the Galaxy" It's copyrighted.

 

[ReefWifey]

ReefJunkie - Hon, I don't want to be the one to break this to you, but here it goes: What likely worked like a 'charm' in the chick department was probably the impression that having the reef tank ment you had money to blow. "Girlfriends Guide to the Galaxy".

 

[Reef Junkie]

Right, I didn't have a job...
There are a lot of women and men that aren't superficial out there. You and I are not those people obviously. :lol:

 

[Mr. Ugly]

So how much for a frag of Jenna?

...and do you recommend any Lugol's?

 

[Reef Junkie]

More then any of us suckers can afford.
Oh, and I recommend a hat from a guy named jimmy.

 

[Jovreefer]

Hey my birthday IS comming up too... lets all go out and celebrate!

Oh...and by the way... I had a guy try that reef tank trick on me... I then informed him his seaclone skimmer was a POS, the wet/dry filter was harming not helping & he needed to ditch the bioballs, the yellow & naso tang cannot co-exist in a 40g tank & all those pretty "expensive" blue fish were crap fish of the ocean AKA damsels.

Can you believe we did not have a 3rd date? :lol:

 

[Reef Junkie]

OK guys, not a tactic to use with someone in this field. Then the conversation will get really interesting... yay.
Lets stick with the bimbo's OK? :lmao:

 

[ecotoxlady]

Bill, I think you should change your username from Reef Junkie to Reef Stud :lmao:

 

[Reef Junkie]

Or Deuce Bigalow... :lmao:

 

[CoralNutz]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7216788#post7216788 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Reef Junkie
Or Deuce Bigalow... :lmao:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cwegescheide]

I don't want to be the one to break this to you, but here it goes: What likely worked like a 'charm' in the chick department was probably the impression that having the reef tank ment you had money to blow. "Girlfriends Guide to the Galaxy".

To most WOMEN!! (except for Salma Hyak, Terri Hatcher of course) Don't be tryin to weasel in on my reef fund!!!!

Guys: Go ugly early and save you dough for the corals!!! Just go get an Entemans at the grocery and if you really want to impress her get some fudge... "I've got fudge!!!"

 

[cowcio]

Luckily, I got off cheap early by getting a nice christian girl. She's gorgeous, but she just wants to save her "fun" for marriage. They don't expect much, just a nice guy. AND she lets me spend whatever I want on my tank!

I have never needed to use my reef tank to attract girls.

I'm a musician... it works every time.

 

[Reef Junkie]

Musician, trumps reeftank, like rock beat scissors. That's why it's great to learn how to play an instrument.

cwegescheide, a band called Fighting Gravity has a song named go ugly early, awesome tune!

 

[Mr. Ugly]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7217331#post7217331 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by cwegescheide
Guys: Go ugly early and save you dough for the corals!!!

Heh, tongue in cheek advice there Nice personality beats everything hands down in the long run. Just make sure that the nice isn't just temporary, or you be wishing you had settled for simply getting banged once in a while!

 

[Reef Junkie]

Amen to that Mr. Ugly!