7 reasons to own a reef tank

[dolphinman213]

i have been pondering this hobby for four years and i have come up with my 7 reasons for owning a reef tank

7. gives men something to clean other than the house
6. trips to the grocery store gives men the reason to stop by the lfs
5. wives think they are beautiful, so they are more inclined to let you renovate the house
4. very relaxing after a hard day's work
3. vodka dosing is another way to keep liquor in the house(especially if she doesn't drink)
2. fish and corals don't talk back

and the number one is
1. the proceeds you make from selling used equipment and frags gives her the ability to go shopping while you stay at home and buy more stuff on the computer

 

[Reefdiver77]

LOL Preston!!!

 

[zenzence]

Haha yes this true only one problem with #3!! How do you explain to wife that you need SKY vodka to dose you aquarium instead of using bowmans! hahaha

 

[tqui]

I'll drink to that one Preston..

 

[rileyja]

I think the better choice would be Grey Goose.
Only the best for my tank!

 

[SNAKEMANVET]

Try explaining haveing vodka by your tank when your pastor comes over for a visit.

 

[ducklabdad]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14568322#post14568322 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by zenzence
! How do you explain to wife that you need SKY vodka to dose you aquarium instead of using bowmans! hahaha

Very simple, You tell her that with all the expense that you have put into your tank that the "best grade" of vodka will give the best growth out of your corals and allow you to "SELL MORE" to help offset some of the expense and give her more money to go shopping with!!