ATTN: LFS employees

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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14567228#post14567228 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by JJ21
We have a pretty big problem of kids running around rampant and unattended. It's not just a kid every now and again, but at times 3/4 of the people in the store are kids.

But back to the little chiluns, one of my coworkers who also posts in this thread, whenever he notices lot's of them running around, he gets on the intercom and says
"attention customers! All unattended children found running around will be given a pot of coffee and a puppy."*walmart hangup*

Needless to say there is an almost immediate decline in unattended children.

:lol: That's great thinking!

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14634391#post14634391 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by michellejy
You should have told him you don't have tadpoles, but you have frogwreath. ;)
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Better yet, Frogspawn - it IS almost the same, to them anyway.
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I've had multiple customers lately come and ask me where the fish supplies were...




while standing in the middle of the fish supplies, and after they've walked through the fish supplies aisles to ask me the question.

I usually just turn around, wave my arms in the air, turn back around and smile.
 
Basically we were approached by a man who had issues with snails populating all over his tank. We didn't have many good suggestions no mantis shrimp, certain crabs or anything, but we did explain to him the snails are doing a good job and clean up in the tank. Well another person from another department came up and insisted there must be a lizard, frog or snake that must eat saltwater snails....*sigh*
 
Originally posted by gtrestoration
Friend of mine with a LFS changed out a pump on a service customers tank. Next day they called and told him the new pump "sucked the color right off the fish". They were serious.

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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10195273#post10195273 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by JJ21
i'm confused, can you please explain?
What is there to explain? Regardless of what the symptoms were they were claiming that the pump SUCKED THE COLOR OFF THE FISH.
HEEEEREEES your sign JJ21
 
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accidentally leave the intake cover off of a mag 36 in your sump before putting a fish in the sump and you just might not think sucking the color right off of a fish is such a ridiculous claim.

Yes I am speaking from experience and I am really sorry to the fish that was sucked of its color....and of course its life
 
I hate it when people call my store and ask, "Do you have fish?" Sometimes I want to tell them no.

Or when people ask which side of the store is freshwater fish and which is saltwater. That is a sign that they should not have a fish tank period.
 
LOL. I haven't been on this forum in a long time and I can't believe this thread is still going strong. Too Funny.
I don't remember the last post that I read, but it was a long time ago. It was somewhere around the 15th page or so.

Keep em coming...these are ridiculously funny.
 
The store I worked at was a hardware store before it was sold and turned into a pet store. Flash ahead 11 years.

An old man walks into the store carrying a chainsaw and proceedes to walk back to the fish department. He plops the saw up on the desk and calls me over and tells me he needs to get the chain sharpened. I tell him that this is a pet store and that it hasn't been a hardware store for over 11 years.

Without hesitating for even a second, he looks at me and says, I know that, I'm not stupid, but I figured you'd still sharpen chains. He actually got mad and stormed out when I told him no.
 
can i keep nemo in this? ( betta bowl.. altho they always say beta bowl)
no nemos saltwater blablablablabla
then they go and ask one of the maintance guys or everyone ese in the store since they dont think im telling them the truth...

somethings just make you wish you had accsess to chemical sterilization.
 
My favorite has to be when I'm at any of my locals places and the little kids will be looking at the dead fish in the displays. The fish don't look anywhere remotely alive and they'll ask "Is he dead?" The guys usually say, "No, he's not dead, he's just sleeping!"

As if... it's nothing terrible but it always gives me a chuckle cause the kids almost always know better and call them out on it.
 
I had a new doozy this week. Lady calls in and says she needs to find a fish tank for a lizard. I said okay, we'll have a tank, but we don't carry reptile supplies, so you'd need to get the lights/screentop, food and water dishes somewhere else. She says that's not a problem, but wants to know how much the tank costs. Of course my first question is what size tank are you looking for? She says "not a regular size fish tank, I need something a little larger than that, it's for an iguana." After explaining to her that no standard size aquarium is going to be big enough long term to house an animal that can reach up to 6 feet long, she interrupts with "OH MY GOODNESS IT GETS HOW BIG?!?!?!". It's amazing that an employee at a MARINE FISH only shop had to break that news to someone who already owns an iguana....
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=15016148#post15016148 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Dante_JoseCuerv
My favorite has to be when I'm at any of my locals places and the little kids will be looking at the dead fish in the displays. The fish don't look anywhere remotely alive and they'll ask "Is he dead?" The guys usually say, "No, he's not dead, he's just sleeping!"

As if... it's nothing terrible but it always gives me a chuckle cause the kids almost always know better and call them out on it.

or when i'm doing a dead fish run and parents with little kids come up and see me pulling deadfish out with my bare hands, requiring no effort, and ask

"oh are you catching fish? Look hun he's catching fish"

"just the dead ones."

"oh.*dirty look*"
 
Well this one's about a pond, but I had a woman bring her pump back into the store because she said it wasn't working anymore. Upon opening it up I noticed that the impeller was caked in grass that had wrapped all around the ceramic shaft, likely being the cause of why the shaft was broken. I asked her if she was using a prefilter for the pump, and she told me that her old prefilter melted...(I have no idea how), and the new one that the manufacturer sent to them wasn't one that they liked. I explained to her that without the prefilter, the impeller would continue to get debris wrapped around it or impeding with it and would likely continue breaking. The pump was well over the stores warranty so I told her that I can sell her a new impeller. That of course ticked her off. I then explained to her that if she wishes to she can contact the manufacturer and see if they would replace the impeller, but that there could be an issue because she wasn't using the the prefilter which would likely void the year long warranty on all moving parts. That, of course, ticked her off.
She complained that she could have opened the pump herself and called the manufacturer, and questioned me why she even came in. She also accused my coworker of selling her $400 worth of filtration (she said crap) for her pond that wasn't working properly either because the pond still wasn't clear. Because I wasn't there during the sale I questioned her about the size of her pond, how long it was set up for, and what filter it was. She was reluctant to give me any information and simply repeated "Your coworker sold it to me". When I again said "Yes ma'am I understand that, but I wasn't there", she quickly snapped back saying "You're right, you weren't. So drop it".
From there I knew there was nothing I could do to help this woman so I called my supervisor. When he showed up I explained the situation. He agreed with me that only the manufacturer would be able to help her if she wanted a free impeller. That, of course, ticked her off. She yelled for awhile and eventually my supervisor gave up and said that he would replace the impeller. He asked for her old impeller so he could send it back to the manufacturer as a defect so the store could get credit for it. That, for some reason, ticked her off. She wanted to keep the old impeller, and get a new one. She was one of the most unreasonable customers I've ever dealt with. But she definitely didn't leave the store with 2 impellers.
 
i had a guy come into the store today and refer to african chiclids as african american chiclids. he was serious and politictally correct
 
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