hahaa i love that we all share the same bond of loving but hating our clowns..
My male is a pansy but if the female is chasing me down he will back her up like
"YEA THATS MY WOMEN! YEA! GET BACK! UH HUH! CANT COME NEAR MY.." **moves hand closer to him** "HONEY!! GET HIM!!" **He runs away**
But he will get brave and nip sometimes..