Might I interject a funny story regarding an actual box of crap?
So many know that patients getting physicals are often given hemoccult cards to smear a small amount of stool on the test paper and they can then mail the cards to the lab for development and interpretation. Reason being to look for occult blood as a screening test for colon cancer.
A friend of mine (who is a lab technician) received a package at the lab and opened it. Much to his chagrin, he saw an entire turd in the box with the card stuck in it. A real Box o' Crap. Apparently the patient misread the instructions or possibly intentionally did it. In any case, I thought it was funny.
Ill have to tell this friend to order one, maybe he'll have better luck the second time around.