Chatty neighbor fix

tstone

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The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this link
 
The person leaves their seat and in a couple more seconds.... Air Marshals are using you for a taser target. Then you get to sit in the back with plasticuffs.

Would be funny to watch it all happen, just to someone else!
 
If there's a turd kid on the plane this weekend, they will get a look at the overhead bin!
 
My last trip home from San Francisco there was a classic funny moment that occured. Just after pushing back from the gate while moving to taxi onto the runway a kid, maybe 3 in front of me screams "Mommy the poopy monster is coming...."

Dadgum, I nearly cried laughing so hard. The mother ran the kid to the bathroom. The flight attendants even asked her to sit down.
 
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