DaddyJax
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Dear Husband,
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee.
You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after
watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore, you
don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever
the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
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Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman
is a far cry away from what you've been.
I watch sports so much trying to drown out your Constant nagging.
Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week; the first
thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee
was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you
wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this........ but Carl, my
brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee.
You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after
watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore, you
don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever
the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
* * * * * * * * *
Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman
is a far cry away from what you've been.
I watch sports so much trying to drown out your Constant nagging.
Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week; the first
thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee
was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you
wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this........ but Carl, my
brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
