Ok ok fine. It's not one of those guys that doesn't read the thread and then drops in his two cents. I've read the thread. I've done the bucket trick, the two liter bottle, and now have an acrylic (purchased) kalk reactor. It was just a joke. Nothing more. Nothing less.
A closed loop is where a pump is mounted on the outside of tank and plumbed in. Typically this is better than powerheads because the pumps can be hidden and don't transfer as much heat to water. In fact most professional kalk reactors all have closed loops in them. Usually involving a small powerhead like a maxi-jet. The joke is that connecting it up to an OM 4 way squirt or something would be absurd overkill. So people are supposed to laugh at the little joke. Confusion if you do not know what a closed loop system is of course acceptable. But no need to be rude if you didn't get the joke.
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