Hello, new RC poster with advice. 5 NEVERS!!!

[MyDogIsStill#1]

Never, never ever let her catch you using her turkey baster in your reef tank.

Never let her catch you cutting up her nylons to make bristle worm traps.

Never use the excuse "We cant go out tonight, I have to do water changes".

Never say "oh wow I love you" when you catch your file fish eating a majano anemone.

And don't ever make her late for a friends bday party because you have to wait for a live fish delivery.

 

[csmfish]

and number 1 on the countdown, never have a "her" :lmao:

And howdy, welcome to the forum :wavehand:. Stick around, there are all kinds of fun jabs and information to be had, its a great site.

 

[edwing206]

Looks like he's been here a while. Just lurking in the shadows.

 

[HHIreefer843]

Hahahah +1 one not having a her hahaha atleast not now for me still in college!!

 

[Just2Many]

+1 to Never letting her do the water change!

 

[seadoo14]

Never let her catch you using one of the "good" cutting boards to cut anything fish related (frozen brine shrimp to cutting up leather corals and everything in between)
Never let her catch you using any of the kitchen cutting knives either

All from experience!

 

[greech]

Post of the Year!!!! Hilarious stuff!

Never open a bottle of Garlic Xtreme in her presence.

 

[badguitarist]

Ha,
"Never use the excuse "We cant go out tonight, I have to do water changes".

I told a girl in high school I couldn't go to prom with her cause I had to work on my tanks that night, I've used that excuse dozens of times since then, "oh saturday night, huh? Well I was planning on working on my fish tanks that night" It gets the point across very well.

 

[MyDogIsStill#1]

Looks like he's been here a while. Just lurking in the shadows.

:fun5: I was hiding in the sea weed. At least it's not another seven more years till my second post. WOW seven years.:hmm5:

I originally came here to look at some suggestions to try and save a maroon perc I thought was a goner. And ya know, I still have him.

 

[MyDogIsStill#1]

Almost forgot.

Never let her know you drove 2 hours to a fish store and try and use the excuse a half hour drive is too far to her sisters.

 

[hypnoj]

HAHAHA I'm dying here!!

 

[hypnoj]

NEVER: Tell your wife the story about the girlfriend who poured bleach in her boyfriends tank to get back at him!

 

[RBU1]

Never tell her you paid $500.00 for a fish.....

 

[MyDogIsStill#1]

Never tell her you paid $500.00 for a fish.....

Shhh!!:worried: All fish are $5.00. Black or purple tangs, yep $5.00 that's it. Oh, those two bright red skinny fish are a male and female flame fairy wrasses. I splurged a bit, they were $20.00 for a mated pair. I got them thinking of us.

 

[RBU1]

shhh!!:worried: All fish are $5.00. Black or purple tangs, yep $5.00 that's it. Oh, those two bright red skinny fish are a male and female flame fairy wrasses. I splurged a bit, they were $20.00 for a mated pair. I got them thinking of us.

lol.........

 

[legolas100]

haha sound like yo had a rough couple days mate, hang in there

 

[LobsterOfJustice]

Never let her catch you grating frozen shrimp on the cheese grater...

 

[sedor]

They key is to get the aquarium full enough, quickly enough that its to busy for her to notice any new additions. And ya, who has ever paid more than $20 for anything in this hobby :lol:

 

[goochesfish]

Never let her catch you grating frozen shrimp on the cheese grater...

never thought of using a cheese grater, great idea!

I don't comment on what he spends on his baseball card collection off ebay and he doesn't comment on my tank expenses. Works out well!

 

[RBU1]

never thought of using a cheese grater, great idea!

I don't comment on what he spends on his baseball card collection off ebay and he doesn't comment on my tank expenses. Works out well!

Baseball card collection.....They still have those.....LOL